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Captain Insano {1-18-08}

Welcome to the twisted world known as my mind...

About Me

Greetings, my fellow earthlings! I see that you have traveled through the 5th dimension and arrived at my profile. Now I suppose you'd like to know more about me.
In the simplest terms:
I'm an over-eater, a classic rocker/metalhead, and I'm obsessed with all things Asian and Medieval. I'm the 2nd biggest geek in the world (The 1st being Bill Gates and his only excuse is that he's a gazillionare). I can quote any line from Star Wars or Star Trek, I collect Lightsabers, I read super hero comics (X-Men, Spiderman, and The Punisher are my favorites), I play with action figures, and I have been known to play Dungeons and Dragons or Magic until 3:00 in the morning. If you think you're a bigger geek than me than I shall summon The Force and engage you in the most intense Lightsaber duel you've ever witnessed on this side of the galaxy. *draws lightsaber and does Matrix-style hand gesture* En garde, motherfucker...
Yeah, I'm a senior this year...and I'm not too thrilled about it. I have so many ideas of what I want to do after high school and none of them seem do-able. I mean sure, that means I'm free and I won't have to put up with my parents anymore, but I don't want to leave all my friends behind. Speaking of my friends, you guys are the best people in the world - I don't know what I'd do without you. That being said, I'd like to make some personal dedications:
Erika - You are the long lost sister I never had. You're my cellmate. We can laugh till we cry and still be able to have an intellectual conversation afterward. I can talk to you about anything (and I mean anything) and know that it's going to stay with you. You have been there for me through lots of my bad times and you always let me talk your ear off about Larry. You mean the world to me. Thanks to you, I have someone I can be dumb and smart with at the same time. And I know who I can ask if I have a question relating to the 80's. I love you so much!
LB - Wow, where do I start? Without you, I'd probably be locked in the padded room with a straight jacket on...or worse. You changed me and turned my life around for the better. I didn't have anyone I could turn to for anything until I met you. We have so much in common it's almost creepy sometimes. You were the first true friend I made when everyone else thought I was a freak. No one has ever made me laugh as hard as you do, especially when I needed it the most. You know all of my deepest, darkest secrets. You are so much of a better person than me in more ways than one, no matter what you say. I love you with all my heart and I hope you see that nothing is going to change that. Ever.
Renee - You are my own personal clown. I can always count on you to be bubbley and happy all the time when I need some comic relief. You and Erika made chorus easier to get through when Larry wasn't there with us. You always seem to make the world into one big assed joke, and I mean that in a good way. You find humor in anything and everything which makes it easier for me to do so as well. You are the most optimistic person I know. Don't ever change that!
Joey - God, I don't know where to start with this one, either. You were my first homecoming date and I probably was yours. Who knew that it would seal our fate for years to come? I absolutely love listening to you jabber on about anime. I used to think I had extensive knowledge in anime until I met you - you know everything about it. You made it easier to get through all of those god forsaken CP English classes by showing me all your drawings. I wish I had half of your artistic skills, along with Erika's. I'm glad that our friendship took off as fast as it did and will hold strong for the next millenia.
Amanda - You are my protector. My own personal bodyguard. I always know I can come to you whenever I need someone's lights punched out. I never get tired of hearing your never-ending knowledge of horses. I know we aren't able to spend much time together and I wish things were different. But when we do get together, it's like no time has passed at all. We can be both tomboyish and girly at the same time. You're one tough chick and I'm grateful for it.
Elaine - You are my second mother. More like my teen-age mother, haha. You've been there for me since I've moved here and you were the first person to talk to me. I miss our bus rides together. You are truly the kindest, purest girl I know. There is nothing bad about you. I can tell you almost anything and know that you'll offer some of your wise, motherly advice. Even though we're far apart, our bond will still be there for years to come.
Courtney - You've been my partner in crime for almost 10 years now. We've been through it all. The boys, the break-ups, the deaths, the fights, the tears, and the laughs. Yes, we have been through it ALL! I haven't seen you in over a year, but I know it's not going to change anything between us. It's only going to get better from here. What hasn't killed us has only made us stronger. You are the alpha woman and we make a damn good pair. I can't wait until I see you again. I LOVE YOU!!
Mike - I know I'm going to cry when I start writing this, but here it goes. It's been four years since you've been gone, but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it. It seems like forever since you left us but, at the same time, the pain still stings like it happened yesterday. Nowadays, I can't look at a Harry Potter book or listen to your favorite song, "Lightning Crashes," without getting a lump in my throat. I always ask myself what we could've been, what we could be if you were alive today. I can't even begin to recap all of the good times we had because there were way too many. I'll never play dodgeball the same way again because of you (inside story, haha). And to think, we would be graduating together this year if you were still here. I miss you so fucking much that it I can't take it sometimes, but I know I'll see you again sooner or later. See you on the other side, pal. Rest in Peace.
FORMS OF COMMUNICATIONS WITH ME: e-mail/MSN - [email protected]
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My Interests

Music, movies, and games are my main loves in life. I'm an avid video-gamer, which many think is weird for a girl. "Mortal Kombat" was the game that changed my life when I was 6 years old. I played as Sub-Zero, beat my opponent on the first try...and it opened the door to a whole new world for me. Then I got my first console, the Sega Genesis, and played "Sonic the Hedgehog" for hours. I've been a game freak ever since. My favorite console games are the "Devil May Cry" and "Metal Gear Solid" series, but there are plenty more where that came from. I've recently become a Halo fan, even though I'm not too fond of first-person shooters. I find that I do better with a sword than a gun. As much as I love console games, the PC is where my roots are, my favorite PC games being "Half-Life" and "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic". I play Guitar Hero and Dance Dance Revolution as well. Yes, fat kids can play DDR, too.

I'd like to meet:

Living - Anthony Hopkins, Johnny Depp, Sean Connery, Ed Norton, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Campbell, Jodie Foster, John Travolta, Tommy Lee, Stephen King, Steve Carell, Danny DeVito, David Lee Roth, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Quinten Tarantino, Kurt Russel, Clint Eastwood, Steven Speilberg, George Lucas, Martin Scorcese, Francis Ford Coppola, Frank Miller, Eli Roth, and Stan Lee...yow, that's a lot of people...

Dead - Chris Farley, Marlon Brando, Bruce and Brandon Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Johnny Cash, Freddie Mercury, Janis Joplin, James Dean, John Belushi, John Lennon, Sid Vicious and Alfred Hitchcock. I WILL RESURRECT THEM ALL!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shelby
Birthday: 1/18/90
Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland
Current Location: Between the Boondocks and Amishland
Eye Color: changes from brown to hazel
Hair Color: reddish brownish with blond highlights
Height: 5'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: Scandanavian, German, Scotch-Irish, and English. Yeah, I have Viking in my blood.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big, black boots
Your Weakness: Men
Your Fears: death and really big bugs
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust and nothing but cheese on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well, I haven't really made one yet. I guess I want to loose about 20 lbs before prom.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "AAHAHAHA!!" No seriously, I never use "lol". If I'm laughing out loud I won't use an acronym to say it!
Thoughts First Waking Up: uuuggh...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEEPING!?!? Oh, it's my alarm clock...
Your Best Physical Feature: lips and eyes. I really like my butt, too!
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: going to Cedar Point with Kristin and conquering every rollercoaster, then having a moth lodged down my throat on the last one we rode. That's why I'm deathly afraid of bugs today
Pepsi or Coke: I hate sludge colored pop
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King. Gotta have those Whoppers! Then again, I gotta have those McNuggets from McDonald's, too
Single or Group Dates: At this point I'll take whatever I can get
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: as long as it's raspberry, I don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate AND vanilla! Together!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino, now stop making me hungry!
Do you Smoke: secondhand, thanks dad
Do you Swear: Fuck no! Why the fuck do you think I would fucking swear?
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: nightly
Have you Been in Love: Pshhh, who hasn't?. I am right now as we speak
Do you want to go to College: I hope so. I kinda want to be an actress or film critic
Do you want to get Married: maybe. Depends on the person. I wouldn't mind it, but I don't need to have a big ceremony to prove that I love someone
Do you belive in yourself: Usually I do, but sometimes I don't
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if I'm going in circles
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, but only above the neck and below the waist
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no! Have you seen me?
Do you get along with your Parents: There are times when I love 'em to death and times when I wanna blow their brains out.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, very much!
Do you play an Instrument: yes - drums and learning piano. I also play a little kazoo on the side.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, I enjoy a swig of peach schnappes or wine every now and again
In the past month have you Smoked: Secondhand. Thanks again, dad.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does snorting pixie stix count? Haha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I go once a week, so yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't had Oreos in 6 MONTHS!! I miss them...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, My dad bet me $10 that I wouldn't eat it, so I did. I puked it up later that night, but I got 10 bucks out of it!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Uh huh
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've never been dumped before
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but I really want to! ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah, don't need to
Ever been Drunk: I didn't know there was tequila in those tequila jello shots! I was only 8!!
Ever been called a Tease: once
Ever been Beaten up: more than once
Ever Shoplifted: accidently, long story...
How do you want to Die: Quickly. Then I want to be cremated and have my ashed shot out of a circus cannon into the Pacific Ocean
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: actress, film critic, game designer
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, baby! Best country in the world!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown, hazel, or green. Dark blue is kinda nice, too.
Favourite Hair Color: from dirty blond to black
Short or Long Hair: Nice 'n' Long! I like it when it's longer than mine. My goal is to get mine down to my knees., too
Height: between 5'4''-6'5''
Weight: anything but a tub of lard
Best Clothing Style: I dig guys who wear black and studs/leather. NOT PREPPY OR SPORTY!!! I hate people who buy shit from Hollister, Aeropostale, or any other place that charges $80 for jeans with holes in them
Number of Drugs I have taken: zip, zero, nada
Number of CDs I own: lots 'n' lots
Number of Piercings: 2 soon to be 4
Number of Tattoos: none...yet! Gimme a few years and about 200 bucks, then get back to me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't really want to talk about that...

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Music:

"More Than Words" by Extreme. This is my favorite acoustic song of all time.

Michael Angelo Batio - Greatest Guitarist Ever...you'll see why...

I've always been told that If I was born a decade or two earlier, I would be the one head banging in the front row of a Motley Crue concert trying to grab Vince Neil's crotch. Either that or tripping out on LSD at Woodstock trying to grab Jimi Hendrix's crotch. What can I say, they're probably right...

My favorite bands of all time are LED ZEPPELIN, IRON MAIDEN AND QUEEN!!! I'm in love with rock/metal with some random bands here and there.

Rock - Led Zeppelin, Queen, Motley Crue, Guns 'n' Roses, The Beatles, KISS, The Cult, Aerosmith, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Pat Benetar, The Kinks, Ramones, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, Def Leppard, Skid Row, The Pretenders, Genesis, The Police, David Bowie...and that's about it.

Metal - Iron Maiden, Dragonforce, Slayer, Judas Priest, Metallica (old), ShadowsFall, Static-X, Korn, 3 Inches of Blood, Avenged Sevrnfold, Lamb of God, Atreyu, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, System of a Down, Ministry, and...that's all I can think about now.

Everyone Else - Wolfmother, Andrew WK, The Vines, My Chemical Romance, Muse, The Rasmus, She Wants Revenge, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Johnny Cash, The Hives, Bjork, Nine Inch Nails, Deadsy, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Faith No More, Chevelle, Nirvana, The Used, 30 Seconds to Mars, From First to Last, Tokio Hotel, Rage Against the Machine, R.E.M, Primus, Sex Pistols, Flyleaf, and some random techno music here and there.

I also have a deep love for Japanese music, as well. Too bad I can't understand a damn word they're saying. Oh well, Japanese are so much cooler than Americans either way...

Movies:

Anything but romantic comedies/chick flicks and air-headed teen movies. I have seen more movies than anyone in the known universe. Don't argue with me about that, you will loose horribly.Favorites (in random order):Sin City
300
V for Vendetta
The Departed
Reservior Dogs
Pulp Fiction
The Boondock Saints
American History X
Star Wars...all six of them
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Punisher
Wayne's World
Detroit Rock City
This Is Spinal Tap
The Decline of Western Civilization, Part 2: The Metal Years
The Matrix trilogy
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
Primal Fear
Silence of the Lambs
Se7en
Queen of the Damned
Army of Darkness
Dazed and Confused
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Scarface
The Godfather trilogy
Battle Royale
Stargate
Indiana Jones trilogy
The Crow
The Warriors
The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen
X-Men trilogy
Thirteen
A crap load of bloody horror movies
A big butt load of low budget cult-indies
A huge freaking shit load of Japanese/Chinese martial arts films
And a few Disney movies here and there.

Television:

One word - Anime. It pretty much runs my life.
Favorite anime shows:Dragonball Z (All time favorite. never missed an episode)
Cowboy Bebop (2nd favorite)
Transformers
InuYasha
Trigun
Outlaw Star
Yu Yu Hakusho
Trinity Blood
Ruroni Kenshin
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Bleach
Samurai 7
Paranoia Agent
Ergo Proxy
Samurai Champloo
s-CRY-ed
Helsing
Gungrave
I do enjoy a few shows that aren't anime, believe it or not...
Favorite non-anime shows:Metalocalypse
Robot Chicken
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
Code Monkeys
You're probably thinking, "How lame! This chick only watches cartoons!" and I would answer, "Not so, grasshopper..."
Favorite non-cartoon shows:House, M.D.
Criss Angel: Mindfreak
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Boston Legal
CSI: NY and Miami
Walker: Texas Ranger
Power Rangers (Yes, I still watch them...so sue me.)

Books:

The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Blood and Chocolate, The Hichhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The DaVinci Code, anything by Thomas Harris and pretty much every Stephen King book he's ever written. There's about a half million more I could put here, but I highly doubt anyone knows them. I'm a dying breed of people under 18 who still reads for pleasure.

Heroes:

"My name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, thee Bruce Dickinson."

My Blog

One more song that says what I want to say...(I don’t like the band, but the song is good.)

"Your Guardian Angel"by:The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus(Play the video and follow along to the lyrics. You'll get the full effect) When I see your smileTears roll down my face. I can't replac...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:31:00 PST

This song sums it all up for me...

"Crashed"Well I was moving at the speed of sound.Head-spinning, couldn't find my way around, andDidn't know that I was going down.Yeah, yeah.Where I've been, well it's all a blur.What I was looking fo...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:12:00 PST

Tag, you...are...IT!!

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog w/ 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose t...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:22:00 PST

The Best Day Ever

Only one word comes to mind when I think about yesterday - Wow   Another word comes to mind - The greatest time I've ever had in my life   A little background - Last month my best friend, La...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:28:00 PST

Snackers, The Simpsons, and Assburgers.

Alright, as many of you know The Simpsons Movie premiered last Friday. A few month before, a group of my friends (Brady, Scotty, Dan "The Man" P, and anyone else we could muster) and I all planne...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

Songs...my 1st negative blog...

Just read 'em. You'll figure it out... "Have You Ever?"[Chorus]Have you ever loved somebody so muchIt makes you cry?Have you ever needed something so badYou can't sleep at night?Have you ever tried to...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

I HATE KIDS BUT I'M PROUD OF MYSELF!!!

Ok, here's a little background: There's this little 3rd grader on my bus whom I "lovingly" call Beaver because his front teeth stick out so far that he could bite his own chin off, but that's beside t...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

BAR JOKES!!!

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator he...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:09:00 PST

GREATEST JOKES IN THE WORLD!!!

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman starte...
Posted by Captain Insano {1-18-08} on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:55:00 PST