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Vanessa Coyote

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

This is better than big-time space wrestling! •I can sell a tom cat to a canary. •My three cats matter more to me than myself. •I'm a big pervert and definitely not a tool. •My tongue is very sharp and I dull it for no one. •I'd much rather sit around by myself instead of dealing with 'he said, she said' bullshit. •I like to read a lot, so if you know any good books... •I'm just as courteous and respectful as you are. •If you talk to me, you're asking for a laugh. •To know me is to know my asscrack. •I have a few vices that I'm not-so proud of. •I am. I will be. I have been. I am.

My Interests

Intersts... hmm... my overly-sarcastic humor is of interest to some. My cats are pretty much my life! I've played the guitar for 9 years and I'm a painter. I really like reading (graphic novels, especially)... Matter of fact, if you were to ever see me, I'd probably have a book in my hand. I prefer reading books over getting poon.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet James Roday... so he could be properly topped off.

Music:

Patsy Cline,Wu Tang, Fugazi, Walkmen,Queen, Louis Prima, Otis Redding,Refused,MurderCityDevils,Alk3,Bear Vs. Shark, Mooney Suzuki,BNL,Patti Smith,Nina Simone,Lawrence Arms, Sparta, GJ, Avail, Decemberists, Bob Dylan, PGMG, Belle & Sebastian, Sonic Youth, ATDI, Regina Spektor, Converge, Miles, Coltrane,WeerdScience, MFDoom, Aesop Rock,X,Sigur Ros, Hot Cross, the Black Keys,pg 99,Beatles, Lucero, Shins, CCR, James Brown, Glenn Miller, Funeral Oration,Weezer,Placebo, Sahara Hotnights, Common, Stevie Wonder, Wilson Pickett, Sam Cooke,NFG,Billie Holiday,Velvet Underground

Movies:

Power Rangers and westerns. Pasta la pizza, baby!

Television:

Psych, House, ESPN Classic, Sports Center, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Law & Order, Upright Citizens Brigade, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Food Network,

Books:

Most anything written by these guys: Tom Robbins, Elie Wiesel, Warren Ellis, Bukowski, J.K. Rowling, T.S. Eliot, Alan Grant, Brian Azzarello, Kyle Baker, Ed Brubaker, Mike Carey, Howard Chaykin, Nancy A. Collins, Jamie Delano, J. M. DeMatteis, Paul Dini, Garth Ennis, Christopher Fowler, Neil Gaiman, Devin Grayson, James D. Hudnall, Peter Kuper, Terry LaBan, Joe R. Lansdale, Mark Millar, Peter Milligan, Grant Morrison, Tom Peyer, Rachel Pollack, Paul Pope, James Robinson, Brian K. Vaughan, Matt Wagner, Bill Willingham, Judd Winick,

My Blog

Lighten up and quit taking the fun out of life:

Have we ever done anything crazy, ridiculous, fun or random? Good. Write about it in the form of a comment!
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

Objects in pictures should so be arranged as by their very position to tell their own story:

It was 92 degrees outside... A picture of me taking a picture... of myself. All that remains of my pictures from Mike's bonfire :( Eh, just playing with my new telephoto A tel...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:38:00 PST

You'd think the mere fact of existing would keep us all in contented dazzlement of surprise.

Realization: I've got too good a soul to die like a criminal. Someone once asked me what my purpose was; why was I put here? "Soul." That was my initial answer. Simply "soul". Of course they asked for...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

HAHAHAHAHA!  To know that you put so much effort into these people, who in two weeks will abandon you for a piece of tail, brings a special, little smile to my face. Think that when they say they...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality as much as the honesty-- possibly more.

-Richard Needham I looked up the definition of love today. It's a "zero-score" in tennis.
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Suck my pathetic little dick & I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce so u can get a taste of home

I'm sure by now you have all participated in or have been well-informed that yesterday was Father's Day. As most children were with their fathers, dancing about and frolicking like gay littl...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

belief: revival of merit

thunder rumble.tonight, there was discussion on the definition of "love". fists of words were thrown and tempers were launched... for the most part, it was moderately educational...but whatever. this ...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dissruption: ladder in center lane [FILL THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT]

Fill this out!!! What would you do if... » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smoking: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

survey: revisited

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. vans 2. Gi-Gi 3. bones THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. youknowvertigo 2. lapse in love 3. whilecitiesburn THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. my wit and...
Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

report: this piracy is getting out of hand [pictures]

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Posted by Vanessa Coyote on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST