life. laughter. mostly history.
and whatever ends up in that box...
and not the other way around, bitch!
"at home i'm a nice guy. but i don't want the world to know. humble people, i've found, don't get very far."
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world."
"God will not place a burden on a man's shoulders knowing that he cannot carry it."
"You don't accidentally become an ass. It takes a bit of work."