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Ryan

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

About Me



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My Interests



I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.With my feet upon the ground I lose myself between the sounds and open wide to suck it in, I feel it move across my skin. I'm reaching up and reaching out, I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me. And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been. We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.Spiral out. Keep going, going...- MJK

I'd like to meet:



Diane Lane, Maynard James Keenan, Paul Newman, and of course, you!

Music:



Movies:

Braveheart, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Goodfellas, Scarface, 300, Shawshank Redemption, The Departed, LOTR, The Hustler, The Natural, The Bourne Trilogy, Anchorman, Apocalypto, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Snatch, Lucky Number Slevin, Big Trouble in Little China, Apocolypse Now, Heat, Slapshot, The Deer Hunter, A Clockwork Orange, Alpha Dog, Bully, Crash, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, The Wizard of Oz (only when it's synched up with Dark Side of the Moon), 48 Hours, Bugsy, Hoosiers, Outside Providence, Cinderella Man, Gladiator, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Schindler's List, Indiana Jones Triology (1,3,2 in that order), Star Wars IV-VI, Half-Baked, Dirty Work, any B horror movie...the cheesier and lower budget the better, Stand By Me, Office Space, Clerks, Caddyshack, Spaceballs, Young Guns, Trainspotting.Yup, I'm a movie guy.

Television:

The Simpsons, Sopranos, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Lucky Louie, Seinfeld, Married with Children, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Russell Simmons Def Poetry, Extreme Elimination Challenge, WSOP/WPT Coverage, GSN High Stakes Poker, NESN HD, Discovery HD, Whatever the hell you call that channel that shows cool concerts all the time HD

Books:

The Odyssey, Iliad, Johnny Got His Gun, Black Mass, All Souls, The Hobbit, LOTR Trilogy, Super System, Barry Greenstein's Ace on the River

Heroes:

David Ortiz, Doyle Brunson, Tucker Max, Al Swearengen, and the guy who invented Extreme Elimination Challenge.

My Blog

You cant get good help these days

Ryan walks into CVS to buy nicotine gum.  Hilarity ensues.... Most of you know, based on my recent shameless bulletins, that I have decided to quit smoking.  Cold turkey is the tough guy way...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Sopranos finale

Here's my 2 cents worth.... feel free to disagree with me completely!Pauly did in fact betray Tony. He was in cahoots with Butch and the other guys over at NY and the plan was to wipe out both Phil an...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Suckers

    "Chumps prefer a beautiful lie to an ugly truth.  The sucker wants to believe certain things about life and so projects these wishes on to the real world, seeing what he wants ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Rampant Illiteracy in the Offices of America Today

Just think....  You could OF learned how to avoid embarrassing yourself in company wide emails if you just paid a little closer attention in grammar school.  Instead of staying home to ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Weak stream guys?

   I was in deep thought today while working out at the gym and lo and behold, on came a revelation about health product advertisements for middle aged men.  Tell me, how hilarious...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Fun with quads!

As you can see by the date and time, these hands were within a few minutes of each other... ....muuwaaahahahaha .. ship it bitches!   Full Tilt Poker Game #944805548: Table Elkington (...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

There's a good chance that I hate you if.... Part II

There's a pretty damn good chance that I hate you and would beat you mercilessly if.....  .... you weave in and out of lanes of traffic so you can get to the red light waiting ahead before ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

There's a good chance that I hate you if...

....you are fluent in Myspeak.  It's a new language created on Myspace by fucktards and hoebags alike, that hasn't even a vague resemblance to English.  Just because you were in the third le...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST