Greg I pause shaving and I tell myself that I am the bomb. I walk with disaster, prefer to be plastered, time's my master, don't ask me for jack turd; all I own is my balls and my word. Everyone is super-stoked on me, even if they don't know it. I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool. I kissed the bottle, I should've been kissing you. Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither. I was passing out while you were passing out your rules. Every breath that I exhale is a sigh of exhaustion. My arsehole confounds the Louvre! I fart ambrosia and shit pure gold turds! My cock spurts soft diamonds in the morning sunlight! I believe in karma, that means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. I hate this world so much I'm shitting out love. I could recover if I shrieked my heart's agony to passing bird, but I am dumb from human dignity. When I want your opinion I will cut out your brain and eat it and crap your opinion back into your skull. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. I used to want the queen's head now I want the crown. The best gesture of my brain is less than your eyelids' flutter. I am the greatest man who ever lived, radioactive. I'm the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. Ich liebe die grossen Verachtenden, weil sie die grossen Verehrenden sind und Pfeile der Sehnsucht nach dem andern Ufer. I smile of course, and go on drinking tea.
