Joeyjoejoejoe

Hi, my name is Joe. I live in Chicago the greatest city ever. I play drums in squared Off, a working class punk band. This is my sixth year in the band. I love to snowboard and do just about anything outdoors. I have the best friends and family. I think that the Paris Hiltons, Lindsey Lohans and Britney spears' of the world should be executed or forbidden to procreate. I hate our president and think he should be impeached. I'm also a supporter of anti-racism. Other than that I love to go to/play shows and party.
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You scored as The Lady Killer. You wake up. You have somewhat of a headache. There is a girl on both sides of you completed nude. You find that you are too. Both of the girls are smiling at you and rubbing your macho dick. You ask them who they are, and they slap you in the face, put there clothes back on and leave. Later on yuou realize that there is a gun shoved in your ass. You do not know where you are, but you do know where there is a car. The girls are getting in it right as you think all of this. You have to think quick. You ponder whether to go say sorry, but instead you decide to take the gun from out of your ass, kill them both, and take there car. God Damn.

The Lady Killer

100%

The Asshole

58%

The Lucky One

50%

The Not-A-Morning Person

50%

The Slob

42%

The Chosen One

33%

The Woman

33%

The Jailbird

25%

The Masterbater

25%

The Bummer

8%
What will happen to you the next time you are at a party?
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You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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.. You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel

75%

Loner

63%

Stoner

44%

Geek

38%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

31%

Drama nerd

25%

Ghetto gangsta

13%

Goth

6%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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.. You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Skater

90%

Rocker, Mosher

60%

Goth

30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

20%

Emo

20%

Prepy

20%

Trendy

10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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.. You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot

80%

Cut Throat

67%

Accident

60%

Bomb

53%

Posion

47%

Disappear

47%

Stabbed

47%

Suicide

40%

Disease

33%

Drowning

33%

Natural Causes

33%

Eaten

27%

Suffocated

13%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.

Exciting

69%

Hot

69%

Soft

31%

Wet

31%

Sweet

13%

Awkward

6%

Violent

6%

Shy

0%
What is your sexual style?
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