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About Me

Tha name is Jess.
I'm 21.
I have a son, Charleston Chew, aka Charlie Beans. He's the sexiest chinchilla you will ever meet.
I'm going to be an aunt sometime in November.
I go to Stony Brook University and plan to graduate in January 2010 with my BS.
Yes, I have four jobs and I'm a full-time student who is a psych/pre-med major and a biology minor, which is why you will never see me out partying.
I volunteer at Port Jeff Ambulance so you better get injured out in Port Jeff so I can fix you.
I want to be a NEUROSURGEON, or at least some kind of surgeon for either humans or animals.
I'm not real into that whole bar/club/drinking scene.
I'm always talking about the shitter because I have Crohn's Disease.
I'm a lab rat in a research study for a new Crohn's drug (Abatecept/Orencia). Go me!! I'm on methotrexate and may possibly get some stem cells injected into me for a possible cure.
I'm on prednisone so watch out for roid rage.
I'm addicted to sushi.
I'm always watching Law and Order: SVU and CI and other crime/mystery shows.
I'm addicted to Victoria's Secret (including Adrianna Lima and Miranda Kerr).
I LOVE piercings and tattoos. I've got several of each.
I'm your typical Jew... I pick up pennies.
I get attached more to animals than to humans.
I don't have friends. Everyone is out to get themselves ahead and they don't care who they hurt to get there.
TRUST NO ONE. BELIEVE NO ONE.

I need to get myself one of these suckers!
Duchess Brittany Berman
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My Interests

working out, swimming, sex, sleeping, the brain, psychology, playing with mr. beans.

I'd like to meet:

A guy who understands me, who is there for me whenever I need him, who gives me what I need.
A girl who can be like a sister to me, who I can share everything with and she can share everything with me.

I can only dream of being able to play like synyster gates...

Music:

everything and anything ... including country. My favorites are Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Good Charlotte, and Christina Aguilera.

Movies:

lifetime movies, action, horror, comedy, romance..

Television:

house, discovery health channel, the hills, ghost whisperer, all law and orders, without a trace, scrubs, friends...

Books:

American Scientific for the Mind, my DSM IV..

Heroes:

My mom. My sister. Any good psychologist and neuroscientists out there ..

My Blog

This is so cute, I had to post it as a blog...

If this has made me bust out hysterically laughing during this bitch of a week (I swear, if this crap --haha no pun intended-- doesn't get me into med school, I'm going to rip out my intestines) this ...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:36:00 PST

I’m going to be an aunt!!

My sister is pregnant. Only a few weeks along so far, but so excited. The only bad thing is that she's due in November around Thanksgiving. That's my favorite holiday. She's going to go into labor as ...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

My very own car!!

I just bought myself a car today!!! It's an '07 Scion TC in Azure Pearl. I have to wait for them to locate one or bring one in from the factory because they're so popular. I won't actually have it for...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

truth and lies

What I hate the most is when people lie or when people pretend to be something that they're not. Don't act like my friend when you're going to talk behind my back. Don't act like my friend when you do...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:30:00 PST

i'm scared

in one week, my life will be completely different. i'm a bit scared. my sister is getting married next friday. she's moving out. she won't be living next door to me anymore. in fact, i'll be living in...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

entertain me and do it

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frie...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:52:00 PST

are you feeling guilty?

Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm a murderer

i'm no longer a vegetarian due to my medical condition. i'm back to being a murderer after seven wonderful murder-less years.
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boys -- read and learn and then do

To the boyz who luv their girlz!!!1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.3 . Kiss her on the forehead.4 . Leave her voice messages to wake u...
Posted by Psychotic JewBitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST