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Jeni

They should make a morning after pill for Denny's moons over my hammy

About Me

"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."Unabashedly progressive, small town girl living in the big city. I hate neo-cons, sushi, Wal-Mart and people who use an excessive amount of exclamation points. I am a lifelong Mets fan; have a lifetime subscription to Rolling Stone, an 8-bit Nintendo...hooked up, and I admit to having a girl crush on Candice Bergen.In the world of popsicles, I'd be an orange.

My Interests

Photography, Art, Politics, Nature (human and otherwise), Boric Acid

I'd like to meet:

A hunter...

Music:

Phish, Clem Snide, Joni Mitchell, Ani Difranco, The Dead, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Stones, Bowie, Springsteen, DMB, June Tabor, Beck, Iron & Wine, Nick Drake, Pete Yorn, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Death Cab for Cutie, David Gray, Ray Lamontagne, Sia, Allman Bros. Damien Rice, Zeppelin, Radiohead, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Bruce Cockburn, Jack Johnson, U2, Johnny Cash, Dar Williams, The Shins, Deb Talan, The Weepies, Sara Bareilles, The Killers, Ben Harper, Tom Waits, Aimee Mann, Dan Bern, John Martyn

Movies:

Auntie Mame, The Royal Tennenbaums, Easy Rider, Secretary, Lost in Translation, Sunset Boulevard, Some Like it Hot, Best in Show, The Goonies, Willy Wonka, The Big Lebowski, Annie Hall, High Art, Gummo, Say Anything, 9 to 5, The Station Agent, Living in Oblivion, Slacker, Airplane, Losing Chase, Garden State, The Godfather, Monsters Inc., Flirting with Disaster, Napolean Dynamite, Notes on a Scandal, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, I inevitably watch anything with Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Patricia Clarkson.

Television:

Extras, Deadwood, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Strangers with Candy, Boston Legal, Lost, The Muppet Show, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, The Colbert Report, Murphy Brown, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, The Simpsons, My So-Called Life, Freaks & Geeks, The McLaughlin Group, CBS Sunday Morning

Books:

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Reflections in a Golden Eye, The Bell Jar, Catcher in the Rye, A Gift From the Sea, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Another Roadside Attraction, Fast Food Nation, Mutant Message Down Under, Leaves of Grass, anything by David Sedaris

Heroes:

Betty Friedan, Geraldine Ferraro, Joni Mitchell, MLK Jr, Candice Bergen, RFK Jr, Molly Ivins, Ann Richards, Irving Penn, Danny Clinch, Martina Navratilova, John McEnroe, Carson McCullers, Amy Sedaris, Joe Sorren, Helen Mirren, Tim Biskup, My 10th grade English teacher, The cast of Match Game...

My Blog

Country Life

Just another modern marvel of 20th century white trash culture....
Posted by Jeni on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:48:00 PST

Daily reminder

Life is good...I have options.
Posted by Jeni on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:53:00 PST

Patience

Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.
Posted by Jeni on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

Revelation

"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to bloom."-Anais Nin
Posted by Jeni on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:09:00 PST

Simpsons Jeni

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Posted by Jeni on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart...?"

...I do."http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=333 7228
Posted by Jeni on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

Meat.

Meat is simply a vehicle by which Brooks sauce is delivered.Buy Brooks Sauce!
Posted by Jeni on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:47:00 PST

Ahhh.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Posted by Jeni on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST

;)

I DID FISHMANbyjenivirgoGet this custom at Zazzle...
Posted by Jeni on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

Photography

Why is it that whenever someone finds out you're a photographer, they immediately begin showing you all their amateur snapshots?Some landscapes
Posted by Jeni on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST