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About Me

One night at A14 may have actually changed my life forever. Some haunting words and Socrates took me up with the city.
I often think that if I ever became a producer of electronic music, my "group" or moniker or whatever would be "White Collar Holocaust".
http://www.americanoid.com/
Just give me an americano, oatmeal raisin cookie, gallon of ice water, and an issue of Discover magazine and I'm a cozy rodent.
I work the swing shift as a baggage handler and it's the funnest job I've yet had. I basically get paid to work out and drink soda and read and drive around on fun machines. On the other hand it's kind of like working in a blast furnace.
I like to tell stories.
My body has developed a tolerance to Starbuck's house brew. Nausea is immediate following ingestion; excess salivation, etc.
I go through a lot of athletic tape.
Why do bad things happen to good people? It's simple: I don't know. I do suspect, though, that good people exist only to serve as the recipients of Bad Things.
I probably drink more diet soda than any person should.
I've come to find that there is a certain freedom in a lack of want: restraint and meekness are good things. There is a certain torment in a necessity ignored; shame and regret are bad things.
Music that really takes me back is shameless 1980's adult contemporary tunes, like some of the stuff Fleetwood Mac did and solo Steve Perry.
Assholes. Assholes are unpleasant things; unpleasant things that nonetheless required millions of years of evolution to come about. Think about that for a while. Some people say that opinions are like assholes, but in light of the above revelation I don't think they are. Assholes appear to be more appreciable than opinions.
Sometimes I get all caught up in the geometry of things and the rampant symbolism and all of the other intricacies involved in being a complete and utter douchebag.
Ructus at will. Gross, but true.
If I were a good singer I would start a barbershop quartet called "Jimmy Roller and the Churchburners"

My Interests

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My Blog

Americanoid.com

Wow. It's really been quite some time since I've blogged here. There are many reasons for this, least of all being the reason I'm posting now:Americanoid.comI finally went through all of my blogs an...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:41:00 GMT

All Original and Inexcusable Designs for T-Shirts

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Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:40:00 GMT

Hidden Gems of the 80s Part 1

First off it's worth mentioning that I'm writing this blog in Word because MySpace has seen fit to destroy a few of the best blogs I've yet put down including the former first half of this one and I'm...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:10:00 GMT

Catalytic Converter

Hey so if anyone out there happens to come upon a recently-removed catalytic converter from a 1996 Toyota Tacoma 4 cyl 2.7 liter 4x4 please let me know because there is a chance it might be mine.Due t...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:12:00 GMT

Direct Deposit

I should have set up my direct deposit months ago when I first started with Frederick Morris Investments at the beginning of last year. There was a direct deposit form in the hiring packet along...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:25:00 GMT

Fw: FW: FW: FW: Re: FW: Obama

It's only by way of happenstance or perhaps the very fluid nature of the internets that I recently found myself the recipient of the following chain e-mail, one that's no doubt been making circles thr...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:51:00 GMT

Now I can put "Homeless" on my resume.

Sort of. Quasi-homeless, maybe. I don't know if couch-crashing is homelessness but since I don't technically have a permanent address right now it just might be depending on certain criter...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:00 GMT

So it looks like I’ll be moving again.

lol.I feel like Jesus, all getting kicked out of places and wandering the desert.But not really. (Hair loss, etc.)Another long story; this one about a bumbling, evil landlord and his prick lawyer and ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:16:00 GMT

I’ve moved (on)

Well.I live in Tempe again, I'm renting a room and I've got all my essentials here with me. So far so good. It's a lot closer to work than where I was before and I should therefore expect ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Fun with mugshots VII

Campaign season. Every agenda-wielding douchebag in America with too much money and too little sense pollutes the municipalities and country roads with only the most trite and abhorrent campaign...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:46:00 GMT