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About Me

This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today! I'm nice but I swear far too much. Oh, and I hate needless noise, clicking whistling, scatting etc. No need.I run a unit that supports young people with autism in to education and employment. I am also a part time lecturer. I am a student too, currently working towards two qualifications, oh and I fit in being mum to a stunning little boy. Busy busy busy!When I'm able to breath from the above, I like to trail the internet learning new adjectives and buying tat from auction sites. I like to hide my CD's, relying on my poor memory to erase them from the current rotation. Then when you find them, its like having a bath with an old friend! I have secret yearnings for thrift and get off on stealing coupons from complimentary magazines in waiting rooms. I am researching routes in to becoming a border control officer after becoming brainwashed by dramatic background music of popular BBC programming. I watch unenthused bubbly women standing adjacent to treadmills absorbing the Eastenders omnibus. Without the aid of headphones I might add. I enjoy words beginning 'omni'. I frequently rant in blog form, spurned by catastrophic Romero offering only to press the wrong button and delete my witty ravings from memory and view of the world. I watch obscene amounts of Columbo and Poirot and am currently promoting 'Detective Thursdays' at work, to which so far, has not caught on. Odd? On rare occasions, I like to throw shapes on the dance floor mostly to the beat of Seattle based drums, circa '94 or if I feel more sway-ier (now thats a word!), to some sort of electro-industrial pap. I like to pretend I'm not a snob but knowing secretly that I'm better than the average bear ;-x

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hercule Poirot and Shaun Ryder. Aim high baby, aim high.

My Blog

Chad you nob head

Just when you thought that Nickleback couldnt get any more of a bigger bunch of money grabbing toss pieces, they go and sell their music to DFS. I would term them sell outs but Im not entirely convinc...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Kelly’s novel, chapter one...

Ive been staring at the screen for hours and now Ive just realised that my laptop is connected to the internet.Oh yeah, this books gonna write itself I tell you.Groan.
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:54:00 GMT

Yeah, good one Chris

Coldplay are now doing prog rock? They just keep getting better!Oh and nice riffs. Sounds like I wrote it.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:40:00 GMT

The Jerk

i forgot how funny. super good!
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Vast or Mick Hucknall????

Tom! or anyone else who knows or cares....check out 'april' vast's last album. is it just me or is there an air of simply red to some of the songs on it???!??
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:30:00 GMT

reborn dolls

oh you have to be FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:50:00 GMT

did i tell you i was a procrastinator? ill tell you about it sometime...

wow. i really should be doing my homework. terribly excited though. im gonna get me some turin brakes tickets tomorrow. if i can get off my death bed *choke cough*
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:57:00 GMT

i am sooooooooooo poorly :-(

i was sat in my car eating a jacket potato and it made me feel sick and so i leant out of the car to throw up and i accidently put my foot on the accelerator and i had left the car in reverse an...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:44:00 GMT

undoubtedly my new fave name for a tv show!

'can fat teens hunt?' !! absolutely fucking brilliant!
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:56:00 GMT

swoon

i think the blonde fella from lost is so handsome i actually have 'a moment' when the davidoff advert comes on the telly. must be my age...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT