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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

When I was in 8th grade, I went trick or treating with my friends on Halloween night and we saw a scarecrow sitting on a porch, whose crotch I grabbed, only to discover that he was, in fact, a real man, dressed up as a scarecrow. I'd like to meet that man. Coincidentally, I was dressed up as a pirate that night. I guess I do that more often than I realize.

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Music:

The Beatles.

Movies:

Inconceivable!

Television:

Flight of the Conchords. My new favorite show.

Books:

Whatever you want to talk about, chances are I'm going to respond with "Did you ever read XXX? Your remarks remind me of the protagonist's dilemma in that book." And chances are XXX is going to be some re-fucking-tarded Sweet Valley High book.

Heroes:

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

My Blog

International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Too many images to post in its entirety here: http://allrileyedup.com/?p=612
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:25:00 PST

The Parent as Artist

http://allrileyedup.com/?p=598 "Can she color within the lines yet?" That is the question I face as I sit in the doctor's office for Little No Limit's four year old check up. The doctor has peppered ...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:49:00 PST

Arlo Guthrie

Hi all, please note I have a new blog URL- http://allrileyedup.com And here's my latest post (pasted below for Cornbread)- I recently saw Arlo Guthrie's Boy's Night Out show, put on by the city of Irv...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:25:00 PST

Literary Journal post

Hey all, I posted to the blog for Hayden's Ferry Review. Please check it out (and maybe leave a comment?)-- http://haydensferryreview.blogspot.com/2008/07/one-writers-t rip-to-santa-barbara.html...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:31:00 PST

The Harry Potter Musical

I won second place, thanks to Harry Potter Last week at the Santa Barbara Writer's Conference, I took second place in the ultimate writeoff competition, a speedwriting competition in which we w...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:00:00 PST

Domo Arigato, Mr. Give-Pot-O

Suggested edits to this FOXnews article, sent to me by good friend T: An unsuspecting (lucky or unlucky? only time will tell) passenger who flew through Tokyo's Narita airport left with $10,000 worth ...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

Bon Jovi? Young Guns II?

http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/im-going-down-i n-a-blaze-of-glory/...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:42:00 PST

Toothbrushes and Other Childish Nonsense

http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/look-at-them-pe arly-whites/...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

Mother’s Day Mayhem

http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/post-mothers-da y-wrap-up/...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

You Tell Me

You Are a Dash..http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatpunctuationmarkare youquiz/dash.gif" height="100" width="100">Your life is fast paced and varied. You are realistic, down to earth, and very honest.Y...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST