MY LIFE STORY... SUMMED UP
it all started a long time ago on the up river side of tennessee, my father was a rambler my mother was was a dancer. They met there on that stormy night and made me out of Jamacin rum and whiskey. I was born 9 months later a strapping young loaded gun. Dad left home around 3, he didnt leave me much except a guitar and an empty bottle booze. I never saw him again until i was 21... half way between tennessee and mississippi, i stopped in this little old salloon to have myself a brew, and there a table dealin stud sat the dirty basturd that named me and left me (i could tell by a worn out picture that my mother gave me. I walked up to him calmly and said "im your son you dirty son of a bitch and your gonna die." I hit hard right between the eyes, he went down hard and came up fast
with and knife and cut off a little peice my ear, i grabbed the first thing i could, a chair, and busted it across his teeth. We crashed through the wall and into the street, kicked and goujen in the mud and blood and the beer. Im thinken to my self ive fought tuffer men but right then i just couldnt remeber when. He started lauphin and cussin he went for his gun but i drew my first... he just stood there lookin at me and he started to smile, he said son this world is ruff and if a mans gonna make hes gotta be tough, and even though i wasnt there to help you along... (i gave you that name and said good bye, i knew youd have to get tuff or die) remember im the one that made you the tuffest son of a bitch to be born half way between Warez and Old El Paso!///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////////////////The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nucky fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
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