I like to go potty! Und, ich spreche gern Deutsch! I am in college, so automatically I like to drink and get stoned! But, it didn't take college for me to enjoy those things, it's just my new excuse. Everyone is jealous of me because I have a Tomagatchi (a virtual pet). I am just too damn cool for a real pet. Don't make me backhand you, Bitch!
Stoner Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
What alcoholic drink are you?
I want to meet Martha Stewart, then bang the shit out of that bitch!
You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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Your Outrageous Name is:
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I like to listen to anything and everything! Music should just be appreciated for it being music Bitches! I especially like listening to DJs spin while I'm rolling my balls off... oh yea! Damn! I don't have any balls! If you wanna hear a badass chick DJ spin some fuckin' hardcore trance, check out Jen Mas at www.jenmas.com!P.S. Authority Zero kicks your ass at being punk anyday!
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My favorite movie of all time has to Blazing Saddles! I love Mel Brooks! Anything with Johnny Depp is a good movie! He is so goddamn hot! I just want to lick his whole body! Natural Born Killers, Requiem for a Dream and Seven are up there on my list of favorits DVDs! Any of the Jay and Silent Bob movies cause Kevin Smith kicks yer mother-in-law's ass! Kung Pow has to be the best fuckin' Kung Fu movie ever, Bitches (although Bruce Lee is pretty fuckin' awesome)!
Which Johnny Depp character will you have sex with?
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Name
You will have sex with... Gilbert Grape
How many times? 3
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Simpsons! Cops! Simpsons! The Golden Girls! Simpsons! Family Guy! Anything on the History Channel; my TV rarely leaves that channel! Oh yea, Simpsons! Drawn Together, mothafuckin animated reality! I also love all of the various detective shows, such as: Law and Order, SVU, CI, Cold Case, CSI, CSI: Miami, Cold Case Files, I ..ivive, Forensic Files and etc (there are so many)! Aqua to the motha fuckin' Teen! Represent! The only real news shows are The Daily Show and the Colbert Report! Those bitches know everything!
Your Fortune Is
Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.
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Books? I am in fuckin' college! I don't have a choice, I have to read books! But, not the fun kind! Although, I do find some enjoyment in reading my many history textbooks!
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?
AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE! MOTHAFUCKA! And, your grandma's panties!
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