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About Me

I LIKE....salty dogs, the portside, the mariners moon, and saying "avast". Pretending I'm a drunk pirate and realizing I'm only drunk! puppies and ice skating on rainbows. Pretending that my 92' nissan is cool even though I'm 6'2. Too bad it's not a ship arrrrrr! I wish i worked on a ship and had a sword. Wait,... I have a sword its in my pants. I like long walks of short planks, long drops and sudden stops, and Davey Jones' locker. Thats where I hides me booty. RUM is good. IRISH WHISKEY is better!!!! Dropping me anchor in a saucy wench's lagoon. beer on my days off. You know I really like just kicking it with my peeps (not the light sugary snack). Hot beats and cool treats! Nature. What it is! I smell when I don't shower. My acoustic Bass is a pirate ship with cannons and masts and my friends and I like to put wheels on it and take it off sweet jumps into the ocean! Honey buns and forgetting your first name. lifting weights and eating paste. I like skirmishes. Read a dictonary its fun! Snarful-the-garthac. hammer ons, pull offs and pinch harmonics. BoOBs! Harley and Marley. B.L.S. alcohol fuled brewtality, Darth Vadar and the Integallactic wise guys. S.H.A.R.P. Special thanks to John Jameson and son(it wasn't possible without you). Also another special shout out to John Schnatter of PJ's Preciate da' hook on da chikun bacon ranch XL, Beeatch! $11.99 coupon only baby! Dead things mikey!... dead thangs!. I don't wear girl pants. I wear MANTS ! I am 84% Evil Genius.
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My Interests

Music, Music, and more music. Being around my friends and creating music. Listening to good music. Tatoos and motorcycles.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to Meet like minded people :)

Music:

Black Label Society, Pantera, Pride and Glory, Qzzy, Anything to do with Zakk, All good harmonious music, Ottis, Marvin, Jim, James, and all that is good. Hit me up and I will tell you what is good. S.D.M.F.

Movies:

Any movie that is so bad that it is good. Any movie that so funny that you could fall out of your chair. Any movie that ends on a sad down note the way that shit happens every day in real life. And my favorite are movies that the girls that I like to spend time with get to scared to sit and finish them. Or anything with boobs.

Television:

Don't really watch it that much but educational programming is very interesting to me. Discovery and History channels are by far the best.

Books:

How the Irish saved civilation, Irish Rebel, The Great Shame, Of mice and men, Lies my teacher told me, Junkie, the language police. and more.

Heroes:

My Father, My Mother, My brother, My Friends, People that will do and have done something for someone in the past or in the future. Free thinkers. All that think of others before themselves. People that see pain and want to make it into, at least, something better than what it is. Every one that can actually hear music and not just listen to it. And once again my Mother, Father, and Brother. And Beth my Brothers girl.