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Hi. I'm Jess.

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When I haven't blogged in a while, I do surveys.... how lame.

In 20061. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?Not possible2. Have you had your birthday?yup- June 10th3. Been to church?I only go at Christmas to appease my mom4. Cried yet?yes6. ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:05:00 GMT

Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Wh...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:10:00 GMT

I'm hungry for food

In the 4 or 5 days I've consumed nothing but sugars abd carbs with the exception of a hotdog and 3 slices of salami. I need my parents to come home and buy me groceries and/or a real dinner   &nb...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 16:45:00 GMT

This summer

I want this summer to be memorable. I want this summer to be more than just hours spent working. I want to: 1. Go to the Fray with Marisa on May 20th2. Go to Warped with Sonya and Jon Groft on June 15...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 23:23:00 GMT

A true college student

The contents, in full, of my fridge/freezer: Bag of frozen peasBag of frozen cornFrozen whipping cream cake made with love from MomFat Free Miracle WhipLow Fat Medium Tostitos SalsaFat Free Ranch Dres...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:15:00 GMT

Being that I never Blog...

What turns me on in a guy.... ;-) (just in case you're trying to make yourself look a certain way externally to woo me, since... after all.... looks are more important than anything else about the opp...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:21:00 GMT

What do I really think about you? (see if you can find yourself.)

TRY THIS: Write statements intended towards different people - things you'd say but never tell them it was about them, or would never say to their face, or something you wish you would have said, but ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:01:00 GMT

Now's the time for Nostalgia

First, I shall look back on good times, hopefully (to those who will read this), you'll be included in one or more. Feel free to share your memories with me. This is a time to reminisce. Can you hear ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:19:00 GMT

Hey! let's all dress up as whores!

Happy Halloween. This one's for you. This is to one of the few days a year that every college girl thinks she has a valid excuse to slut it up and wear the sexy nurse costume in public. This is for th...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 16:05:00 GMT

Another waste of time to escape studying for a Calc exam

( ) smoked a cigarette( ) crashed a friend's car( ) stolen a car(x) been in love(x) been dumped( ) cheated on someone(x) been cheated on( ) shop lifted( ) been fired( ) been in a fist fight( ) snuck o...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:12:00 GMT