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Catmouth

Love can be a lie, and justice can be a thief.

About Me

I have vast amounts of useless knowledge. I am a cynic. I am sarcastic. People say I am funny, and people say I am smart. Then again people say lots of stupid things. Most people are full of shyte. I can play guitar and harmonica equally poorly. If you are still reading and care to know more, my autobiography will be on sale this fall.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My 8 year old self. I would have taken me to see a few bands that were not around when I got old enough to care. Let him know what was around a few corners. I would also like to honestly thank music and some of the great artists who make it for keeping me within the law.

My Blog

FB and No Blogs

Yeah so I don't right on here as much as I used to.  Lots of irons in the fire as it were.  I also check Facebook much more.  As much as I like the individuality of MySpace, it is like the other half ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:50:00 GMT

Pigs fly

SO I had a dream last night that a woman was breaking up with me at a table full of people.  When she was asked the reason she said " I married him to be the breadwinner, and he cooks great bread.  Bu...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:38:00 GMT

Stuck in my head

Optimism is the mana of the ignorant.
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 18:37:00 GMT

Social sites for the anti-social

I don't check this account as much as I used to, and I have been busier than I would like as of late.  Facebook is an easier place to catch me although as I get time I do show up here.  Its just easie...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 12:05:00 GMT

Seriously

Why do people feel the need to knock on my front and back doors?  I am not gonna answer one if I did not answer the first one.  I don't want or need any so stop stopping by.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:08:00 GMT

Facts or Fiction, The Final Countdown

39.   I have my own pillow that no one else gets to use.  Well, no one used it when I wasn't the only one in bed.   I remove it from the bed when I get up and take it to bed when I lay down.  I don't ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:44:00 GMT

Really?!? You are an idiot

Well I am working on a short story, if it ends up being short enough I will post it here.  If not, I will send it to those that want it.  No eta on it.  I get the parts in spurts so it might tak years...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:50:00 GMT

Facts or Fiction, part Duex

22.  I actively try to be average.  I make calculated miscues as to not get to far ahead.  Not to be boastful, but I have always been told I was smart.  My I.Q. tests, for what they are worth, have be...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:38:00 GMT

Foundation of Babel

Does a moth envy the light he can not touch that is encased in glass?  Or does the flame shun the glass that holds the moth back from his fate?  When a man finds that he is no more than the sum of his...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:26:00 GMT

This is a sickeness

I am sick of people.  I do not have the capacity to forgive the obvious and circumvent the stupid.   I wanted to expound on what I am thinking but that about says it all. *EDIT*   For some reason part...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 23:21:00 GMT