Sluggo the Omnicient Warrior from Hell

About Me

I'll totally kick your ass. I hate my brad cuz he's an abandoning piece of shit. But my kristen TOTALLY RULES cuz she stays home and takes care of me (unlike that brad guy). And i eat the crickets that live in the garage and get really gassy. And i like to beat up other cats, but i'm not allowed outside, so i can only beat up oscar and leo. and i have a fake stuffed chicken that i have to suck on to go to sleep... and i'll fucking claw your eyes out if you laugh at me about that. and i really really like beer. and i REALLY REALLY like it when alison comes over and lets me drink her beer. i sleep really really great after a night with alison.
ahhhhhh.... alison.....
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this is me as a kitten and that dick leo-cat that i live with.
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this is me as the dominant male of the household (though kristen is the true alpha of the house)
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this is what happens when kristen puts the "flashy box" to her face....
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this is me sleeping and it looks like i have too many legs
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this is me sitting on oscar's head
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and this is what i want for dinner....
..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

not brad.
but this lady looks like fun....

My Blog

sigh

i fucking HATE brad and kristen.this is why......i used to be so pretty.now they point and laugh at me.cocksuckers.
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 19:42:00 GMT

yup.

on average, i puke up about 1 hairball a day.i'm just waiting for they're monetary value to go up, and then i'll be a millionaire.kristen has trained the other cats to run to the basement when they wa...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:34:00 GMT

man, that brad guy is giving me the willies...

so my brad and kristen went out of town for a week (like i fucking cared, right?). but now that brad is back home, all he does is carry me around the house and coo at me like some weirdo.he's re...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:50:00 GMT

anti-balls.....

so my lil-fellas have been surgically removed, and i feel GREAT!!! i feel so enlightened... like this simple procedure has somehow made me better than all males who's balls are still intact. all...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 20:42:00 GMT

i'm BRILLIANT!!!... and will be escaping soon....

i learned today that if i climb the screen on the back door, and (while hanging on it) hit the latch with my paw, it opens!!! i also learned that it's really funny to watch kristen chase after m...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:22:00 GMT

ha ha ha!!!

i killed 4 big spiders today and left them on my moms bed. and then i jumped on her shoulder and sneezed on her face. and i've already knocked over her beloved coffee twice... and i'm going to do it a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:45:00 GMT

whatever.

so i lost my last baby tooth today. i left it on the couch for my kristen to find. it's all bloody and gross. my brad (ya know, the JERK), wanted my kristen to save it for him for when he ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 17:26:00 GMT