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Ian hates wearing pants

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About Me

Golly! There is just so much stuff i can write! Gee wiz! Well, first off i'm a senior at Peoria Central High School...which is one step up from a complete shit hole. Its full of dumb bastards, babies, and crack. During the frigid winter months i escape the cold...by swimming from sunrise to sunset. Other than swimming, which takes up the majority of my time, i enjoy jammin on the guitar, chattin with friends, PARTYING, jewin' it up in various area codes, reading and writing, and just being a good ol'boy in P-town. For reference sake, you should probaly know that i'm a cynical asshole, who uses sarcasm as a way to express my shortcomings, and jealousies. Other than that i'm a fun, warm, and open minded person who puts his heart into most things...unless that thing is school. Remember this: Dont do anything i wouldnt do, but if you do do it...do it twice

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Characters...i could give a damn about what you look like, or what youre into, just as long as your interesting... seriously people, i need characters to influence my writing, and my mind. Fill my mind with strange, uncommon thoughts. I AM YOUR LUMP OF PLAYDOUGH!!!! MOLD ME!!!!!

My Blog

Lighnting

If i was ever able to choose the way i was gonna die....say, the heavens opened up and a great booming voice asked me to choose my mortality....without a moments hesitation i would reply "k...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:29:00 GMT

This one goes out to da bitches

Dear woman,          Men are deceptivly simple...really...we are....therefore id like to clear something up... If a man ever buys you something/takes you somew...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:59:00 GMT

Ah yes..life...

so there i was...sitting in my extremely comfy chair watching americas favorite retard on the picture screen (forest gump)...when the sudden inspiration to write hit me like a sucker punch from someon...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 20:31:00 GMT

nbh

Joy...rapture...elation....and utter delight...my senses are flooded with such splendid emotions as my eyes dance and flutter across the esthetically pleasing visuals of my one and only love....yes......
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 16:32:00 GMT

Ian the Bank Robber

So there i was....being inundated with all the violence, and sex that television has to offer....when a commercial for that new television show, Heist, came on....and it hit me.....how bad ass would i...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:39:00 GMT

Father and Son

Heres the Father and Son article deal thingy piece..... Just in time, Central boys swimming coach gets chance to mentor his son By STAN MORRIS of the Journal Star PEORIA - This has been a school year...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:44:00 GMT

Hell yeah, read this

Its time to let you all know where my loyalties lie. Here are some delicious stereotypes.Im anti-godIm anit-jesusIm completely godlessIm anti ChristianityIm completely shallowIm anti familyIm anti val...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:58:00 GMT

Valentines Day Bitches

Listen UP bitches!!! This is my official notice for those ladies who would like to apply to become my Valentine. If youre interested (which im sure you are) you have to post a Comment on my page stati...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:22:00 GMT

god damn bums.....

So the highlight of my day today was almost running into a delerious bum in front of McDonalds today.....   there i was just cruisin on my way to swim practice.....when all of the cars in front o...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 19:17:00 GMT

Back by popular demand

So i posted this bulletin....and now ive decided to put it on my blog.... Since im always seeing those "Boys Guide to a Girls Heart" bulletins ive decided to make one for a girl.....these are things t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:29:00 GMT