I'd like to meet:
Me me me
Name Jake "Inmate ..0129837" Aronson
Birthday 7/20/92
Birthplace a vagina
Current Location wait lemme check, yep im def in a
location
Eye Colour umm well my eye color is sea green, my eye
colour, is jerald
Hair Colour dirty blond, but im gettin it black
Height/Weight 5'6 , i dunno but the rictor scale said
13.0
Right/Left handed i got both of em
Shoe size umm emmetts kinda short but not too short
Heritage african american, native mexican, zen
bhuddist japanese, and zimbabwian
Weakness fire and grass pokemon
Fears getting butt raped by the oatmeal guy, the guy who
screams at u when u open up the goosebumps books
Relationship ive had 5, but im single
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year sex
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger
jfwjakeEXTREME is typing...
Thoughts First Waking Up ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
(and then i usually break into song and synchronized
swimming)
Your Best Physical Feature im gonna have go with my
hemroids, they made Star, People,
and Vanity Fair in the same year
Your Most Missed Memory NO HOMEWORK, and virus free porn,
and being a kid, and CHUCKIE CHEESE,
and eric going to buckley, and
a bunch of other stuff
Pepsi or Coke Coke, and dr. pepper, and vaginal semen
MacDonalds or Burger King in and out
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea neither
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Do you Smoke no, if u do im probably not ur friend
Do you Drink yes im not a wild bushel of cactii (those
things r hard to train)
Have you Been in Love i have
Do you want to get Married yes
Do you belive in yourself yes
Do you get Motion Sickness sometimes
Are you a Health Freak no
Do you like Thunderstorms yes
Do you play an Instrument pretty much everything,
electric guitar, acoustic guitar, the mix, bass guitar,
twelve-string guitar, piano, keyboard, drums,
harmonica, trumpet, ocerina, granite blocks,
xylophone, voice, and women
Do you sing im okkkkk, def not good
In the past month have you gone on a Date err not officially no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi yes
In the past month have you been on Stage yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping not in the
past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything ya
Ever been Beaten up only by my bro, otherwise i fight my way to the top rocky style
Ever Shoplifted ya
How do you want to Die: getting chased off a cliff by a wild pack of naked supermodels (lol monty python)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up
biochemist/technician contractor for EMJEN
What country would you most like to Visit hawaii, france, and the moon
Number of Piercings nun, and not the kind that dont have sex,
Number of Tattoos ive had a lotta temps out of those machines that take quarters at the haircut place and chuckee cheese
Number of things in my Past I Regret well if ur talking bout like really really super regret, 1
Number of CDs I own well i have a million downstairs but thats my fams, i just download
Best Clothing Style individual
Do you get along with your Parents no
Weidest dream the shadow man peace treaty including a day of marbles and cat bonding
What was your most embarrassing moment im not sure realy, i dont get embarrassed to easily, maybe when i accidently showed hailey my puebs, hahaha
Favourite food what kinda frenchy spelled this thing, well my favorite food is i dunno ceaser salad
Romantic place the beach, hawaii, anywhere that goes with me and her
Would you ever cheat on someone you love no, except for with jessica alba, jessica simpson, and a few other celebrities
Scuba diving what about it
Bungee jumping WHAT ABOUT IT!
Broken bones ya they probably hurt, ive never had one
Have you ever dyed Your Hair ya a few times
Have you ever got Into a Fight ya quite a number of melees, but the cats pajamas came out on top, lolol
Have kissed the Opposite Sex no im more attracted to inter-galactic mating
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Influences
Most Random Q's EVER
Has any1 come up to you and asked you for your right shoe? pfft ya
Would you ever eat ketchup sandwhiches? everything has its price
Do you eat cheese? yahuh
Have you ever stuck a mini chocolate chip up your nose? yes.. who hasnt
Would you ever go to jail just to try their food? no
It starts pouring down rain and lightning while your walking home from school, what do you do????? i call my mom to pick me up, and ask her why am i walking four miles home and its fucking raining come get me
Do you like the color pink?? fosho
Have you ever slept in the back of a truck? fosho
What's your favorite kind of candy? vaginas
Have you ever hit yourself in the head with a remote? many, many times
Do you like flies? no!
Do you like peanutbutter? i guess
Have you ever seen Lake Titicaca? no but thats quite a name its got
Does blue eye shadow look good on you? never tried
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? not right now, but this mornign i had a bagel for breakfast (thats a lie)
Have you seen the movie Big Daddy? if its that one with adam sandler then yes like 20349penis203498 times
Do you like Mcdonalds? yes, dont deny parts of it are good, but usually only get it on roadtrips
Have you ever sucked some1's toes??? pft ya, get kinkay all night!
Have you been to the largest mall in the world? no thad be cool though
If clowns shoes tasted like toast, would you eat them?? der
Do you like math class? i guess cause we dont have to learn
What are the first and last # in your phone #?? 2, 8
Have you ever slept on the couch in a strangers house?? ya i think once when i was 7 jason's house was fumigated while my parents were away so we slept on the couches of his moms friends house
Have you ever streaked??? yah
Ok, grab your foot, and smell it, what does it smell like??? like lavendery soap
What's the worst name any1's called you?? well lets just say the guy called "1-800-COLLECT-AN-ASS-WHOOPIN" and that aint no toll free number
Have you ever swished a half court shot?? yes bowled it during our champion party, it was sick
Do you play sports?? tennis, volleyball, golf, basketball, PROFFESSIONAL FOUR SQUARE PLAYER, cycling
Do you have acne???? um i think i have like one, no wait its gone
Do you think Paris Hiltons dog is cute??/ no, i want to kick it off a bridge
If you could rate your personality on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, 1 being the worst, what would it be?? 7 i guess, i dunno comment and rape or rate me :-D
What color are your finger nails?? pink with white scratches from guitar last night at moes
Are you in 4-H??? if i knew what it is i probably would be
I have a weiner dog, do you?? well i dont have a dog, and i dont have something small
Do you have fat ass lips like Angelina Jolie, or small petite ones like Rihanna?? umm i guess thinish, i didnt like that question
Granny panties, or a thong? Or.....none?!@?@ THONG!
If you could be any character from Degrassi, who would you be??? creig, i guess.
If you could run into any famous celebrity at the mall, who would it be??? i dunno, maybe billy joe or mathew perry
Let's say humans could have the power to make everything in the world edible, would you do it??? everything is edible what r u talking about, in guiness some guy ate a whole plane
Have you ever snuffed anything??? no, except in manhunt, lol
Do you have a dead moose head on your wall?? no, just humans
Do you think gooder should be a word??? no, goodest should though
What word first pops into your head when your read or hear the word panties??? meat.
Would you ever read the dictonary for fun???? no, unless i was in third grade looking up penis and snickering
Do you believe in God?? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did you get a Myspace??? to talk to friends and stay social, and have something to do when im bored
If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you be??? a human, every other animal is too dumb to even know it exists
Who is your least favorite teacher?? any rabbi who tries to fucking convert me on the boulevard
Do you like spinach?? YES I DO!
What color are your socks???? umm either there transparent or im not wearing any
Have you ever been to the mall???? probably 564 times
Long and skinny, or short and stubby?? Your fingers??? thin and short, lol
What did you eat for lunch today?? case-uh-dill-uh
Have you ever had to wear a hair net??? yea
Are your teeth white or yellow??? white, but i have braces or w.e
Have you ever sucked on a sucker so long, it turned your mouth a dfrnt color??? no but i had some girlfriends who had there mouth turn white
If cheese turned green, but tasted the same, would you eat it??? yes, why not
What kind of car do you want???? a lambo obviously, but ill get a shopping cart with a coal motor
Do you like music??? nigga plz
What's your name?? Jake "Bitches" Aronson hahahahah eric
