Faux king here. No stuffing, no fake
mustaches. Just me, on steroids (metaphorically). I strut as a punk, a
gangsta, a leatherman, and a movie star, to name a few. Testosterone is
my drug of choice. Don't miss my pics!
FAQ
A faux drag king. So are you a man trying to appear to be a woman trying to be a man?
No.
The faux queens in the scene are just women who style themselves like
drag queens and do drag-style performances in drag venues. So the same
goes for faux kings: we're guys who perform in drag venues as guys.
What's the target all about?
When
my namesake. Johnny Knoxville, appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone,
he had a target painted on him. Plus it always looks great.
Will you have sex with me?
Where are your manners? Johnny's not that kind of girl. Johnny's in it for the long haul.
How can I find out about your performances?
I try to keep the calendar on this page up to date. If you
email me at
[email protected], I will add your name to my mailing
list, so that you can receive and read the uproariously funny
promotional emails I send out each week. Then you'll REALLY be able to
rule the water cooler.
Are you gay?
"I don't have sex. I am sex."
What's the tattoo on your shoulder?
It's a designer ampersand off of a Belle & Sebastian
T-shirt. Johnny LOOOVES B&S, because he's oversensitive and too
smart for his own good.
What's the tattoo on your neck?
Uh...It's the SF area code. You need to get out more.
What's the tattoo on your right arm?
Uh...It's the Fox from The Little Prince. You need to read a few more books.
Are you gay?
"I don't have sex. I am sex."
Johnny says:
DON'T:
--Do what you hate.(Gospel According to Stephen)
--Live in the spirit of revenge.(Nietzsche)
--Beat yourself up.(Oprah)
--Get too comfortable.(Kiki)
--Dissociate.(Buddha)
--Forget to enjoy.
--Stop the dance.(Bryan Ferry)
--Go breakin my heart.(Elton John and Kiki Dee)
---Sweat the small stuff.
to be continued...
And my alter ego, Andrew Utter, teaches acting: http://www.utteracting.com/
And check this shit out:
"Go, Rimbaud...
Go, Rimbaud...
Go, Rimbaud...
and GO, Johnny, GO!"
--Patti Smith, Horses
"There is a picture of Van Gogh's of a billiard-parlor atnight. The kitchen now suggests that sort of lurid nocturnalbrilliance, the raw colors of childhood's spectrum. Over theyellow linoleum of the kitchen table hangs an electric bulbwith a vivid green glass shade..The poker players--Stanley,Steve, Mitch and Pablo--wear colored shirts, solid blues, apurple, a red-and-white check, a light green, and they aremen at the peak of their physical manhood, as coarse anddirect and powerful as the primary colors. There are vividslices of watermelon on the table..."--Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire
"When you're tied to your mother's apron/
no one talks about CASTRATION!"
--the Smiths
"That hotel was SO CHEAP/
I shoulda brought my OWN SHEETS! "--Cazwell
"I never could get used to the idea of other people having sex without me."--Genet
"What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,
to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me—
nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."--Shakespeare, Hamlet
"An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talkin bout him, he ain't listnin."--Marlon Brando
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."--Oscar Wilde
"A true friend stabs from the front."--Oscar Wilde
"You should like what you do so much that you chuckle when you go to bed at night."--Ming Cho Lee
"...You can't catch love with a net or a gun..."-James
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