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Ordinary Hypocrite

You are as Sick as your Secrets.

About Me

*i love to be loved, to love others, and to be around love. *i will be that bitch that you think i am until you get to know me, thats fine. thats not who i am. *i eat everything and it doesnt catch up with me, i fantasize about cheesecake and pork ribs. i put ranch on practically everything. *i love my mom. she is the world to me, so no momma jokes please. *i treat my friends the way i would like to be treated. i tend to be the one that everyone comes to when they have problems or need to talk, i love it, but sometimes i need a "kelly" too. *i am a dork and i take pleasure in being one. *i enjoy reading, for fun that is, i know that is a foriegn concept to a lot of you. *i love the rain and getting drenched in it, even though i always end up getting sick (it's raining right now). *i dream alot, and it's always random. i like telling the people that i dream about, about the dreams, it usually freaks them out :) *i cry, usually about random things, at akward moments that usually have nothing to do with the reason im crying. *my car is my sanctuary, especially with the volume up and my sub drowning out the world around me. *i tend to go off on rants about opinions i have, so watch out. i am opinionated and i will say what is on my mind, its something i tend to do. *i always think when im in the shower about problems i have and how to solve them, i wouldnt do it any other way. *i love to take baths, or take group baths in my hottub (b/c thats really all it is). *i feel everything around me, emotionally and physically. *i dont really get dressed up in the usaul sense, but i enjoy/appreciate clothing. Fashion is my outlet. *It's a love/hate relationship (and by "it" i mean everything). *i watch fucked up movies that make you think and read about serial killers, rapists, child abuse, incest, and multiple personality disorders. Im a Soc major, come on. * ask me a question and i will give you an honest answer, and i expect the same from you.
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My Interests


Your 1920's Name is:
Mozelle Dovie What's Your 1920's Name?I love to camp, especially with close friends. Snowboarding in the winter and going to the lake in the summer. Reading is something I tend to do, working at a bookstore and all. I love to be crafty, in any way possible. But, my all time favorite thing to do is watch people. It sounds crazy but people are the most interesting things to watch.

I'd like to meet:

People willing to set their insecurities aside.

Music:

Pepper, Death Cab for Cutie, Black Eyed Peas, Dispatch, Armor for Sleep, The Killers, Mae, Peaches, Bright Eyes, Alanis Morisette, The Ataris, Beck, Jimmy Eat World,Neil Young, Ben Harper, Eels, Operation Ivy, NOFX, Modest Mouse, Evanescence, Muse, Soul Coughing, Gym Class Heroes, Splender, Finger Eleven, Lost Prophets, Bob Dylan, Coldplay, Belvedere, Unwritten Law, Frank Sinatra, Jack Johnson, Common Rider, Sage Francis, The Cure, The Faint,Beck, Broken Social Scene, The Go-Betweens, Mogwai, Ming and Ping (thanks Fong), People in Planes, She Wants Revenge, Tv on the Radio, The Shout Out Louds, The Sounds, Explosions in the Sky, Artic Monkeys, Black Eyes, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Descendents, Fiona Apple, Tracy Chapman, The Hippos, Home Grown, Incubus, Mad Caddies, Refreshments, Marcy Playground, No Doubt, Ben Harper, Decemberists, Rancid, Silverchair, Sublime, Tsunami Bomb, Tilt, Vandals, Zoinks, Bob Marley, Guttermouth, Rudiments.....

Movies:

I enjoy movies that make you think, take your pick.
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. How Do You Live Your Life?
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Television:

MY 20TH BIRTHDAY WITH MY BUDDY KEV IN SANFRAN IN ONE OF THOSE CRAZY OLD FASHION PHOTO BOOTHS

Books:

I have been reading A LOT of Chuck Palahniuk, you might know him as the Fight Club author, but thats not his best novel. His most recent is HAUNTED! It's fucked up and wonderful. you should check 'em out. Augusten Burroughs; Dry, Running with Scissors, Sellevision, Possible Side Effects. J.T. Leroy; Sarah, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things. There's more........... Christopher Moore.
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelly Z
Birthday: 5/17/85
Birthplace: Provo Utah
Current Location: Reno NV
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9 or maybe taller... i donno
Right Handed or Left Handed: south paw
Your Heritage: german/ irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: high top converse and birkenstocks
Your Weakness: being loved
Your Fears: dying lonely(not alone)- there's a difference
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: expand my horizons
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats up buddy!
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck! what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: thats up to you.
Your Bedtime: around midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: i miss the way my grandpa smells..
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: chai tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: try not to
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: nope.
Have you Been in Love: like to think so
Do you want to go to College: im in college. love it!
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: yes. who else can i believe in
Do you get Motion Sickness: oh ya! unless im driving
Do you think you are Attractive: like to think so
Are you a Health Freak: no. i eat everything and dont exercise. lucky i guess
Do you get along with your Parents: i adore/admire my mom. she's everything to me
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love the rain, i dont like the wind. my dog always freaks out and that makes me nervious
Do you play an Instrument: i have played: piano, violin, bass guitar, stand up bass, drums, and the recorder!!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i am guilty!
In the past month have you Smoked: i am guilty!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: one that i can actually answer no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wow. yes i have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes sushi! love it. eat it as much as i can.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kev and i are on stage every monday, no performing though. HA!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. blown off though
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i would be down with the right person/people.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that i remember. i would say no
Ever been Drunk: yes officer.
Ever been called a Tease: all the time. i only tease the right ppl though
Ever been Beaten up: ive got an older bro..... yes.
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: loved and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: madagascar
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pretty eyes, doesnt matter what color
Favourite Hair Color: dont care as long as they know what to do with their hair
Short or Long Hair: once again it doesnt matter, fellas, just know what to do with it..
Height: like 'em taller than me.
Weight: no fat necks! like 'em athletic.
Best Clothing Style: my guys has got to be fashionable. clothing is big to me. Just keep yourself lookin good.
Number of Drugs I have taken: be experienced. no drug addicts apply please.....
Number of CDs I own: a lot! i have way too many. know your music and be ok with listening to anything once
Number of Piercings: piercings are ok, ive got a few....
Number of Tattoos: love tats.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets. learn from your past
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Heroes:

Taurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Blog

i feel that this needs to be shared with the world...

Erin and I have an interesting relationship, but i wouldnt want it any other way... These are some pictires of Erin and I on Mallory's couch on a random Saturday night.   ...
Posted by Ordinary Hypocrite on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:34:00 PST

WINE NIGHT

Yes, it happened. My friends and I decided to get all dressed up and drink wine. It was wonderful.  I love the wine drunk feeling.....here are some pics    Efo, Me, DanteMe MultitaskingMy boys; Jaso...
Posted by Ordinary Hypocrite on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:54:00 PST

Life is a Tease

Life is a tease.  It promises more lasting satisfactions than it delivers.  No matter how good it gets, eventually we always find ourselves wanting more.  If we lose what was satisfying...
Posted by Ordinary Hypocrite on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:31:00 PST

it sucks

so i found out this morning when i went to work that one of my coworkers died. heart failure, or something along those lines. it really fucked me up. i hate death and i hate having to "deal" with it t...
Posted by Ordinary Hypocrite on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:57:00 PST

see a grown man cry now watch him die

Show me your scars tonight Break down in tears Fall apart in my arms I need something to hold me together Come undone Show me I will heal your wounds The deeper they are The better you'll feel when I'...
Posted by Ordinary Hypocrite on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:57:00 PST