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CHRIS (R)

I Happen To Be a Big Deal in Europe

About Me


I wanna be GHETTO. I think that white people that act gangsta are so f'ing cool and I want to be one of 'em. I'm going to the dentist next week to get fitted for my grill (whole top diamonds & bottom rows gold), Getting a set of 28" spiners for my Ram, and I'm currently enrolled at piper to learn "Ebonics for Crackers". I already love white bitches and have a big dick, so I figure I'm half way there. If you want to be one of my niggas or part of my crew, hit me up and we can go smoke a blunt and listen to Snoop Dog or something. Click Here for the Homepage

If this doesn't work out... I'm gonna wear a wife beater, buy a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and moving into a trailer park.

My Interests

(I play air guitar like a maniac!)

Intoxicated Hoodlums

Mischief & Mayhem

I'd like to meet:

Music:

I pretty much like anything with a good beat. I listen to most genre's and my favorites are classic rock and old school hip hop.

Movies:

Comedy, Drama, anything with Jack Black and mob movies. My two favorites are Good Fellas and Casino.

Television:

Fox News, King of the Hill, Seinfeld, Southpark

Books:

I love any kind of books that relate to history or culture.

Heroes:


Fuck You... I'm Famous!

My brother and his lil woman...

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My Blog

The Media Had a Field Day With Us

Anyone that knows me for a while knows that I have always gotten myself into trouble for various reasons and it's always BIG.  However,  a former coworker and I unintentionally caused an in...
Posted by CHRIS '07 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST

I wanna be Ghetto!!!

I wanna be GHETTO. I think that white people that act gangsta are so f'ing cool and I want to be one of 'em. I'm going to the dentist next week to get fitted for my grill (whole top diamonds & bot...
Posted by CHRIS '07 on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:34:00 PST

In Memory of My Cousin Gabe

Gabriel Vernon Espey, was born on April 2, 1975 and departed this life on June 22, 2006. He was 31 years old. He leaves to cherish his memory, his devoted parents, Gina and Vernon Espey; a brother, B...
Posted by CHRIS '07 on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:04:00 PST