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Natalie

About Me

Thing One and Thing Two

By Natalie Kelm

If there are two things I can always count on
Those two things are my twins.
If there are two things that are always there
Those two things are my twins.
If there are two things that are fun and free
Those two things are my twins.

They ring and they sell and they fold
Pairs of pants
Without ever saying a word
They sing and they dance and speak
Like from France
With more class than a charming blue bird

They call them Thing One, and Thing Two
But I prefer something more true
Kristen and Alison light up my life
Don’t you wish you had a pair too?

tu madre.

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I like Kurt:

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mainly just dead people:
Kurt Cobain♥
Johnny Depp♥
Chris Cornell♥
Frances Bean Cobain♥
Dave Grohl♥
(I've seen him in person...does that count?)
Layne Staley♥
Krist Novoselic♥

My Blog

Colie, my love

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Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:21:00 GMT

For Shannon, cuzzz we do

THE HISTORY OF MEPart 1- MEWere you a planned baby? my mom says yes, my dad says if I was, he didn't know about it.Were you the first? indeedWho was present at your birth? Too many people.Were your pa...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:09:00 GMT

We're obsessed...all of us

So I was thinking and I decided we give money too much power. Then I came to the conclusion that the only rational way to offset this imbalance in my life would be to take the dollar bill laying next ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 13:13:00 GMT