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middle america disguised as trendy

How am I not myself?

About Me

My name is Jessi. Well, it's techinically Jessica Lauren Hustace, but who cares, right?I like to make things, especially for other people.I used to be addicted to covering up zits, but I don't wear makeup anymore.Anyway, this is a MySpace. More specifically, it's my MySpace. I'm not sure why I have one, but it's sort of fun to play with.
Have fun?
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? babies
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? new penis, mine is broken
Do you have a completely irrational fear? monogamy
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? peeing my pants
Are you a pyromaniac? only on tuesdays
Describe your bed: the love shack
Are you spontaneous or planned? apparently, i was an accident
Who would play you in a movie? miguel
Do you know how to play poker? what's to know about fire and hot iron?
What do you carry with you at all times? lethal chemicals
What do you miss most about being a kid? the beatings
Are you happy with your given name? sure, i'm just fine with Mephistopheles
Have you ever been in love? what is love? baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me.. no more
Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? of course not! Nope.
McDonalds makes them all tasty-like.
What is your ideal marriage location? Taco Bell -- burritos all around!
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? the strings that bind the woven intracies of the human soul
Favorite fabric? see above
What kind of bedding do you use? pine
What's the one language you want to learn? tounges
How do you eat an apple? whole
What do you order at a bar? a potent brew of fresh deathmeat
Do you drive a stick? for a few bucks
Favorite trait of the opposite sex? see above
What's one trait you hate in a person? a salty diet
What kind of watch do you wear? the kind that sticks it to the man
What are you best at cooking? see ..35
Favorite writing instrument? trombone
What kind of books do you like to read? the ones with pages
If you won the lottery, what would you do? stage a coup
Burial or cremation? undeath
What's one thing you're a loser at? your mom
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? whatever kind it is that makes them burst into flame
What's one thing you like to do alone? masturbate
When's the last time you cried? when bush won
Favorite communication method? channeling
How many drinks before you're tipsy? more than you
Your 1920's Name is:
Eddie Sammie What's Your 1920's Name?
You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?
Collins
Which Character from Rent are you?
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My Interests

Music:

Jon Brion, Jamie Cullem, Enya, Matchbox 20, Evanescence, Alanis Morissette, Smashing Pumpkins, Annie Lennox, Collective Soul, Green Day. The Killers, Metallica(eh), Pink Floyd, Sugar Ray, Third Eye Blind, The Who, RENT, The Beastly Bombing, The Cars, Bush, REM, Green Day.

Movies:

The Addams Family, The Addams Family Values, I 3 Huckabees, LOTR Trilogy, Hitchhiker's Guide, The Princess Bride, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Kung Fu Hustle, Pride and Prejudice (1940), Swing Time, The Terminal, Harold And Kumar Go to White Castle, Snakes on a Plane (naturally)

Television:

I like to watch Arrested Development. And Venture Brothers. And the History Channel sometimes.

Books:

Pride and Pejudice, Speak, Atlas Shrugged, LOTR Trilogy + The Hobbit, The Secret Garden, Hitchhiker's Guide, The Da Vinci Code & Angels and Demons, Fast Food Nation, And Then There Were None, Dracula, Jane Eyre, 1984, Cold Mountain, the Garth Nix triology, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Fahrenheit 451, The Outsiders,The Spoon River Anthology, A Little Princess, The Four Agreements, Crime and Punishment, The Spoon River Anthology, Nancy Drew... um, lots.

Heroes:

Pretty much everyone at FesteringAss.com, Gene Wilder, Shiggy, Dagney Taggart, Anne Shirley, Eric Shaeffer, Peter Boyle, my great grandmother. The Pineapple Man.

My Blog

C&P exerpt I found while reviewing

I don't want to forget about this."I am not wrong. I'll show you their pamphlets. Everything with them is 'the influence of environment,' and nothing else. Their favourite phrase! From which it follow...
Posted by middle america disguised as trendy on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:35:00 PST

I refuse to put this lame ass thing on a bulletin

Your 8th grade year in Middle School is supposed to be "the worst year of your life." Let's see how much you remember. I know for some it might be hard for you to go back that far! Year: 2002-2003. ...
Posted by middle america disguised as trendy on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:46:00 PST

emoticon

I am in a state of eternal rage.
Posted by middle america disguised as trendy on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:58:00 PST

every now and then

I am just not with it this week.  I want to freaking sit down and watch a movie for once.... though maybe I could have time for that if I spent less time doing this.  What a thought! -and ...
Posted by middle america disguised as trendy on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:47:00 PST

nope

I should be doing loads of homework. but I just don't care anymore. whodathunkit?
Posted by middle america disguised as trendy on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:46:00 PST

Like, whoa

I shouldn't be doing this.
Posted by middle america disguised as trendy on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:23:00 PST