"She is the only lady I have ever known who was as charming when she was drunk as when she was sober."-Hemingway.
Um...get to know me. I "promise" I'll play "nice";) I hate that fucking zig zag connector piece in tetris. Can't just fit into any place, it's only made for few positions=/ Always curbing my high score... My track record with boys is that I hate them. My track record with men is that I hate them even more. Oh wait, one more: girls kinda suck too:P I like to be bossy. You like to take it;) I keep my shit clean so you can't come over if you plan to infect my furniture with your body lice. I do, though, from time-to-time leave clothes on the floor because hey I change like 4 times before I pick an outfit...and that's just where it goes. Sorry Muff, I'm working on it:Pm Beyonce creeps me out. If you have a problem with the presence of my uterus, you can take that up with your mother, fuck. You can never go wrong with a "hey gorgeous!" but it won't necessarily get you anywhere either. "I'd got so much left to say. If every simple song I'd wrote to you would take your breath away, I'd write it all...it's what you do to me." Ninjas rule. I like adding the "s" on the end. Deal. I seldom pick up my phone because I feel bad disappointing you when I say yet again "I'm too tired to go out" so you're better off texting me instead. I take an overwhelming abundance of photos solely of my face--some tend to include "the cleave." I can sing along to the radio, and only the radio. I once had a dream that I had triplets and named them Joshua, Daniel, and Zachary(!!! Yeah...I don't even know. Liars make me tweak the fuck out. You don't even know. And that giggle of mine, it really is obnoxious;) But still, you like it. So go ahead, start some idle chit-chat. I'll take time out of my "busy" day...I promise:P Oh, one last important thing: smoking is becoming increasingly increasingly unattractive to me. It's pretty nasty. That's right. Ok, now I've said my peace--no people who are gonna smoke in my fucking face. I hate it.
Bina and Me, Drinking
Add to My Profile | More VideosI don't know what's going on. We are looking at a photo album and slurring words. lol that's all:P Also, my hair is AWESOME.I'm not hating. Just don't ask me why I don't have kids YET.I'm not REALLY a man-eater...most of the time.And if you don't sign my guestbook,Thanks, lovelies
