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shalan

About Me

about me...well here it goes, i was born on april 1st because im a big joke.im always horny and im a moocher..i dont really know how old i am because i lie about it...im a fuckin freeloader..i dont have money so i smoke up on other peoples sacks...you better watch out because i might creep up on your ass and get smoked out for free(cuz im scandalous)..if i want to make extra cash, i go to the ghetto streets of milpitas and look for wetbacks to suck on my tits for $5. i thrive on attention. i claim every man that walks pass me. i have a really big ass but its ashy as hell...all in all im fake...i lied about my birthday, i lied about being pregnant and i lied about having a miscarriage..this life i live in..sooo sadd..oh yeah, and if you talk shit, i'll beat your ass cuz im hardcore and a freeloadin pothead..i never throw ends on a sack..oh yeah, and i owe everybody and they're momma money..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who i can talk shit behind their backs..what do you call them? oh yeah, friends...and also sum wetbacks that want to suck on my tits and willing to pay me

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