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Jen

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About Me


Technically I'm a chef, but I don't really cook anymore. I went to Culinary school, and after working for a few years in the shitty world of cooking, decided that wearing polyester uniforms in 140 degree kitchens all day just isn't for me..... I love traveling, and plan on one day being able to say I've traveled the world. I'm probably the biggest procrastinator you've ever met... I actually made a to do list of things I really need to get done, but I'll start it tomorrow.... My sister is my world. She's my best friend, and I couldn't imagine life without her. My favorite color is green. I am almost fluent in Spanish. The only cars I have ever owned are Mustangs!! I've been running 5 miles every day lately. The perfect night would be sushi and drinks. I think NY is the best place to be, and one day I will live there. I have a shopping problem, or I should say an impulsive purchasing disorder. I tend to spoil myself with diamonds. I'm completely addicted to Carmex. I always have atleast 2 on me at all times, and one in every room of my place. I think the best feeling in the world is being able to fall asleep and then wake-up next to the one you love. One day I will learn how to use my turntables, and when I do, pshh, watch out! Most people's first impression of me is that I'm a total bitch... I've been told it plenty of times. If I had it my way, it would be winter year round and snowing every day. I love veggies. Any veggies. Edamame is delicious! My hair is naturally curly, but most people have never seen it. Not even some of my long time friends. Norman Wazowski is the next GQ man of the year. I envy Hugh Heffner for always being able to wear his pajamas. I secretly thoroughly enjoy artistic music videos, and think Hype Williams is a genius. I'm fascinated by forensic science... I would love to get a call at 3am telling me I had to find out who's pelvic bone is floating in the river. I believe in aliens since water flows on Mars. I go to every Laker and Piston game that I can go to. Kobe's innocent!

Things that
make me smile


♥Jasalonian
♥Carmex
♥Easy Mac
♥Heineken
♥East coast HipHop
♥The NBA playoffs. I'm glued to the telly!
♥My iPhone
♥Sleeping
♥Nugget
♥Concerts
♥Winter
♥Sushi nights
♥$180 jeans
♥The do-do-dooo's
♥Vegas trips
♥Senior Peanut
♥Friday night shinadigans
♥Man-go Marjereetas
♥Freedom week
♥ Patron shots with lots of salt
♥ Vic's and Norc's
♥Spending dinero
♥ Roonie crapping on my heart
♥ DBF'ing
♥ Laker games
♥Schoonies
♥ Parasailing
♥ Manhattan
♥The red light song
♥Cabo
♥snorkeling
♥Mojitos
♥Tattoos

Things that
irritate the crap outta me


♥Screaming kids
♥Raisins. They infuriate me.
♥Having over 900 channels and NOTHING ever worth watching is on.
♥Reality shows
♥People who live in LA but hate the Lakers
♥Moochers
♥My job
♥Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back...
♥Back seat drivers
♥People who drive for miles and miles with their blinker on
♥Stepping in puppy poop at 3:30 a.m. ♥The assholes that work at Kaiser
♥Cigarettes. They are disgusting.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Old friends.

Music:



Television:

MIAMI INK!

Books:

I read Cosmo every month....does that count??

Heroes:

My stinky lil' Nugget is my hero! I can't imagine life without her.

My Blog

Ode to me as written by Nug. A. Lonie

So, you might not understand what this means... but as I am sitting here tonight getting drunk with my little Nugget, she posted this as a bulletin. And it made me smile, cuz I, unlike you as a reader...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Sausage and cheerios anyone? Anyone?....

Today was the third freakin' day in a row I was at Kaiser.... When I was standing in line for my prescription, the little girl in front of me was throwing up Cheerios and chunks of sausage in one of t...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST

"The eel has gone bad, no one eat the eel!"

I'm sick. Again. I'm sick of being sick. But I refuse to lay on the couch all day on my day off, so I go out and do a few things with my sister. While we are out, we decide to have sushi for lunch. W...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

Poop on toast.....

A trashy looking dude ordered a BLT on white toast. When he was at the register paying for his sandwich he asked if my friend ,who was also working with me, if she could poop on his sandwich.............
Posted by Jen on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:21:00 PST

Grand Slam anyone?

I'm getting old. I mean, I'm not literally old, I'm in my mid twenties. But I FEEL old, and that's what counts, right? Like you hear about old people saying that they feel young, or you hear people co...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

Please refrain from feeding the idiots

Three women come into my work today. This is an actual conversation that took place with them: "Hi" (That's me...) "Hi, we want a few sandwiches for here" "Sure, what would you  like" "What do yo...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:20:00 PST

Why is this so salty?

A very strange lady came into the deli today and ordered a salt bagel toasted with cream cheese. After she had eaten half of it, she brings the second half up to the counter. She looks at me, with cre...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:54:00 PST

Huevos??

A man and wife came into the deli today and ordered a ham and cheese omelet. The wife then asked if that came with eggs........   I thought omelets automatically came with eggs, but what do I kno...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:18:00 PST

Green bean casserole time :)

Not only is there 15 more days until MY b-day, but there's only 15 more days until Thanksgiving, which means...... GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE time!! Of course there will be turkey, and mashies with gravy, a...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:35:00 PST

I'm over it.......

So I quit my job. Well, I wouldn't say I actually quit it, I just decided I wasn't gonna go anymore. I didn't give a notice, I didn't even call the jerks. And I have to say, I've never been happier wi...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:08:00 PST