The page would never load if I told you everything about me. If you're a friend of mine, you already know me. I'm full of energy, more than most people can handle. The only way to actually know me is to make some effort to spend time with me, which might make your head spin a little. I get more done in one day than most people get done in a week. I like Home Depot and Costco just as much as I like Nordstrom and small Italian specialty grocery stores. I truly believe there is nothing I can't do, only things I haven't learned yet. I live my life to the fullest everyday. My life also revolves around food. I love to eat, and I love to cook. I also love to feed people. I go out and get crazy with my friends. I can be extremely civilized or you'll find me and my friends spinning around a stripper pole putting on a burlesque show.
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Some have called these Joeyisms:
"Let a bitch know!"
"Oh, Like that!"
"You know whaaaaaat?"
"The best way to get over a man, is to get on top of a new one."
"Tequila makes you do bad things better."
"Size fat."
"This (he/she/that) needs to be RTVed."
"No muffin top!"
"Handle your shit."
"You betta do it bitches!"
"If you're gonna party like a rockstar, you better show up to your fuckin' concert"
"That's so straight"
"I'm gay, that doesn't mean I speak vagina"
"I'm over (it/you/him/her/that) like a bad cold"
"Don't worry, I have Purell in the car"
"Wind me up and watch me spin"
"I'm not your monkey on a unicycle"
"Have it"
"Get it"
"When you sugar coat something, people eat the frosting and leave the cake"
"You're only as fierce as you are thin"
If it can't kill me, it doesn't thrill me!
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