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About Me

I hate leaving voicemails, and I hate checking mine. That's why I leave it full most of the time. Hearing people drone on about nothing gets annoying. I enjoy telling small children that Santa Clause isn't real. Their tears of unfathomable sadness make me giggle. People tend to call me random, I just say that i'm in many places at once. I hate it when people honk their horns. Oh and I hate people named Ed ... no not really .. well kinda

My Interests

Blowing stuff up, anything extreme, drinking, some video games, stupid stuff, so forth .. blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

Someone that is willing to cook for me barefoot and naked in the kitchen singing my praises. However I don't actually intend on finding this person, so just enjoy the videos I have posted.

Music:

I tell ya what. I love to ram my head into a 2x4 and listen to the ringing in my ears.

Movies:

Well with all the crap that has come out in the recent years I would love to go to a pawn shop and buy an old vhs tape, break it open and hang myself from the tape thats inside rather than to watch another Micheal bay movie.

Television:

Well sitting in my car hole with my all american truck running watching all the pretty colors that pop up is way better than the complete crap that is out now.

Books:

What huh? A true American doesn't read.

My Blog

Enterprise

Surrounding a series of events that took place late one Sunday night unknowning to I. Todd my good friend ended up getting into a minor accident that ultimately resulted into his car having to go int...
Posted by Church on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

Rock On Andy

CBS 11 News) GARLAND North Texas police officers are working harder than ever to prepare for the possibility of school violence.CBS 11 News was given exclusive access to a training event in Garland th...
Posted by Church on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:46:00 PST

The Guilty

The Jury is coming, coming to tear you apart. All this bitching and moaning, come on its ON. Lets see if you got the gall, come take it all.To be continued ..............
Posted by Church on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

Death Dealer

Someone is NOT surviving the week for this one....
Posted by Church on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:34:00 PST

Lesson Learned

Well i've gone and done it again. I have this problem of loving to go mudding in my truck, and well this time I let the dirt sit for WAY to long. Yesterday I decided to finally go get it washed,...
Posted by Church on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:55:00 PST

My Life Choice

Haha well here you go. I'll get the finished product up soon. Just been really busy lately. However for now you can see the pre pictures. Looks the same just black instead of blue...
Posted by Church on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:46:00 PST

Birthday

??? ....... Thats what I remember of my birthday. I think I got out and danced HAHAHA Stewie doesn't dance either. I ended up throwing up all over the highway last night, and I do believe that To...
Posted by Church on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

Saturday Off

This blog is brought to you by Teal. Just cause she wanted a blog. Well it has come alot sooner than expected. I'm off this coming Saturday so I do have a few stuff planed, like i...
Posted by Church on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST

Obey, Destroy, Order, Chaos

Some people say Death comes in the form of a vicious looking dog. Some people say that Death rides a pale black horse. Well I beg to differ people. Death has reincarnated himself as MY truck.&nb...
Posted by Church on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:08:00 PST

I Hate .....

ARG What stupid idiot makes a freeway with NO I repeat NO shoulder to pull off on. I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!!!!!!! DAMNIT I hate anything right now....
Posted by Church on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:39:00 PST