In thy face, I see the map of honor, truth and loyalty-Shakespeare (assclown’s old blog) |
It seems we choose our mates for many reasons; sense of humor, intelligence, eye color, sexual prowess, escape from home, financial support, convenience, you name it. But to stay alive, a relationship...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:19:00 GMT |
On Love (From Assclown’s old blog) |
Then said Almitra, "Speak to us of Love."And he raised his head and looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said:When love beckons to you follow him,Tho...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:15:00 GMT |
Foot’s down! |
Okay so I went on my first cruise. We had the best time ever! I didn’t want to go home. I got on the scale and nearly fainted! All the blood rushed from my head. Wo...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:35:00 GMT |
Breakfast |
Yesterday, I had breakfast with a man who was once my mentor. Our opinions of each other have changed over the years. I was once his most favored apprentice. He was once th...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
Politically Correct Christmas Story |
Politically Correct Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Verti...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:18:00 GMT |
My FAVORITE holiday recipe. |
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE1 cup water1 tsp. baking soda1 cup sugar1 tsp. salt1 cup of brown sugarLemon juice4 large eggsNuts1 bottle tequila2 cups dried fruitSample the tequila to check quality.Take a lar...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:44:00 GMT |
epiphany |
He said: so you like libraries? I said: I love libraries&it's what I will always do. He said: Why don't you do more in libraries I asked: Like what&be a librarian or a lib...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:26:00 GMT |
What kind of mermaid am I? |
Since I've spent this much time under water and even tried to breath under water at one point....(end result = coughing fit) I thought I should know what kind of mermaid I am... What type of mermaid a...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:48:00 GMT |
Joshie's birthday party |
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
Angela's going away party |
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 21:37:00 GMT |
