Check out this video: Stand up comedy MATT ERICKSON THANKS FOR SPEEDING.com |
Check out this video: Stand up comedy MATT ERICKSON THANKS FOR SPEEDING.com
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Matt Erickson, a comic genius. |
Thanks For Speeding Thats my wacky new website. Http://www.ThanksForSpeeding.com Catchy, huh? Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:20:00 GMT |
premature ejaculation |
Premature for WHO?! It was never too soon for me. Thanks For Speeding. Http://www.thanksforspeeding.com Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:19:00 GMT |
I was at Target, and this chick was walking out of the feminine hygene section... |
...she gave me her number and I said, "thanks. I'll call you..in 7-10 days." Thanks For Speeding. Http://www.thanksforspeeding.com Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:19:00 GMT |
i like florida. it’s shaped just like a penis... |
Especially the way the Keys blow their load all over Cuba. It's the only State with it's own money shot. Thanks For Speeding. Http://www.ThanksForSpeeding.com Matt Erickson Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:18:00 GMT |
Me at the grocery store |
When checking out at the grocery store, I always ask the checker, "do you think I have enough toilet paper for the amount of groceries I have purchased?"Shop smart. MatthewThanks for speeding! Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:17:00 GMT |
sex with animals |
I saw a website that had a bunch of people having sex with animals. That's so gross. Because when you have sex with an animal, you're not just having sex with that one animal...Matthew EricksonThanks ... Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:16:00 GMT |
my take on marriage, from the words of a craigslister |
"I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl," wrote a poster who called herself an "enterprising young woman." "I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a mill... Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:15:00 GMT |