H ow could I describe a strange creature like me?
Hello Myspaceler,
I'm Mean Mareen on Myspace CKA Mareen from Ork. My best friend is E.T. Elvis is my introverted neighbor.
I look like the neanderthalian version of Miss Piggy and I eat like the Cookie monster. I am German (don't mention the war) ... from Eastern Germany (omg a communist), I do speak French (voulez-vous déjeuner avec moi?).
My friends would probably describe me as a lovely, open-minded and overly talkative person who is completely nuts!
I'm here on Myspace to stay in contact with some good friends but I'm always open to make new friends. (Elvis can be so boring sometimes.)
I like smart and creative people. I'm not often on Myspace, so it might take some time for me to respond. If you really want to get to know me, please write more than a simple "How are you?". For guys who just collect beautiful girls on their sites, don't even bother talking to me. I'm not a blond party chick. I like conversations. I'm a nice person with a great sense of humor. I like good books and movies. I love oil painting, singing and when I have the time I write short stories. I'm just working on my first novel.
I'd love to hang out with my favorite authors but most of them are dead (or act like they are) and the others just don't know how to fly to Ork.
Please don't tell me I look like Beyoncé. I already know that.
S ome cool statements:
"Mareen is as big in Wales as Norman Wisdom is in Albania."
"There is only one Berlin and there is only one Mareen".
"Mareen is like a mixture of German sausages, Southern Comfort and good red wine."