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Madame Crack

Yes I am sleazy.

About Me


My Interests

Learning, Working, good times with good friends, animals, eating, sleeping, shopping, tattoos, piercings, photography, music, writing, reading, art in general, gauging my ears, politics

I'd like to meet:

Twiggy RamirezPlease keep this door closed or the zombies will eat your brains. -Health Department

Music:

The Dresden DollsAlanis MorisetteHoleMarilyn MansonBlood Brothers, Candlebox, Counting Crows, Cursive, Death Cab For Cutie, Everclear, Fuzzy Bunnies Of Death, Garbage, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motion City Soundtrack, Murderdolls, Orgy, Queen, Radiohead, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, Sugarcult, The Academy Is..., The Cure, The Epoxies, The Faint, The Good Life, The Hush Sound, The Postal Service, Tool

Movies:

A Dead End, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes,Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Death Becomes Her, Drop Dead Fred, Donnie Darko, Evolution, Grease, House of 1000 corpses, Land Of The Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Night at the Roxbury, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pink Flamingos, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sins of the Sisters, The Crow, The Devils Rejects, The Grudge, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Little Mermaid, The Outsiders, Toxic Avenger I, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

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Books:

Legal DrugA Midsummer Nights Dream, Angels And Demons, Animal Farm, Anything by V.C. Andrews, Chobits, Choke, Crank, Dearest, Diary, Fake, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Fullmetal Alchemist, Go Ask Alice, Hamlet, Harry Potter, How Animals Have Sex, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Macbeth, Naruto, Number The Stars, Rumble Fish, Smack, Sybil, The DaVinci Code, The Giver, The Guide To Self Destruction, The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, The Outsiders, The Rise And Fall Of the Third Reich, Tokyo BabylonMany more I can't think of right now.

Heroes:


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"It's probably just a rash." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

My Blog

Theres no substitute for chocolate.

That sweet taste that you can only get when it touches your tongue and your taste buds start tingling.
Posted by Madame Crack on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:54:00 PST

Girlfriend Application

1) Name: 2)Age: 3)Birthday: 4)Religion: 5) Bisexual? Lesbian?: 6)Drink? Smoke? 7) Whats your opinion on drugs? 8) Views on monogamy? 9) Views on sex? 10) Do you like to cuddle? 11) If we got into an a...
Posted by Madame Crack on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

Boredom leads to words (just pulled it out of my ass. Its about no one)

..> If I drew your picture from the memory I cherish most, would you hang it on the wall? Or throw it back in my face? Could I capture the light in your eyes? Or the warmth Im filled with whe...
Posted by Madame Crack on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Another Untimely Act Of Supression

Kiss me good-bye quickly my dear Big Brother is on his way They fear that I have learned too much And theyre coming to take me away.   I saw a sliver of light Through the box that theyve confine...
Posted by Madame Crack on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:49:00 PST

Pictures of Kitties!!!!!!!!

PaulLucyMaxJakeLesterCharleyTonyUnfortunately none of these cats belong to me although I'd willingly take them all home if I could. They are at the Petsmart on Elston near the AMC on western. You can ...
Posted by Madame Crack on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

My Husband

Yay!! Panic! is tonight!! But thats not what I'm here to rant about...... Not yet anyway.. So about my sexy husband Davey..... My god he's gorgeous!! (ok I'm lying, his eye liner is very blinding.. bu...
Posted by Madame Crack on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST

College Essay for school. Tell me what u think.

        Many people see small achievements as nothing but a small achievement, but for me, it became so much more. My freshman year at Lane Tech was nerve-racki...
Posted by Madame Crack on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:53:00 PST

PERFECTION parts I and II

Part IAfter fucking for what seemed like the tenth time that day they decided to rest. Tired and sweating they layed naked in each others arms. Soon after, they fell asleep occasionally waking to hold...
Posted by Madame Crack on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 06:58:00 PST

Obsession

He kissed her gently and quietly backed away. He knew all too well what would happen if he was seen... if he was caught.... She set a restraining order against him after she caught him spying on her i...
Posted by Madame Crack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For those of you who dont know.... I'M NOT PERFECT!!!

People are, by far, the blindest creatures to ever walk this godforsaken planet. Why are people blinded by their own damn foolishness? Stop looking at me as if I am someone special. Im not, ...
Posted by Madame Crack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST