I don't know. But I'll tell you what I'm not interested in. Long or pointless phone conversations. I'm not a phone person. A phone is a tool. Use it when needed. And briefly. I don't care what you had for lunch. If you call me to tell me you had a grilled cheese sandwich, I will probably hang up on you. Or punch you.
How many you`s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
it would take 0 of you, you would command someone else to screw in the lightbulb
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First of all, I don't want to meet anyone who has a webcam. Go peddle your amateur smut elsewhere. Also, if you're trying too hard to be sexy in your myspace photo, get a life, practice safe sex, and go fuck yourself.If you like the Dodgers, pool, karaoke, beer, or just in general have a good sense of humor, a moral sense of right and wrong that doesn't resemble that of a homicidal maniac, or you just want to tell me how awesome I am in some way every now and then, drop me a line and say hello.
My Bitches
I have zero friends.
Phil
Phleese
FMR
Phlieber
Auntie
Big Red Phil
April's Boobs
Korpus Kristie
Noelifey
Jazzybear
Meredith
Bekklery
Not George Best
Schlafmuetze
The Racist
Phrovo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-arit
LHC
Mahal Ko
Jaime is competitive...
See all my bitches
Metallica, Pantera, Iron Maiden, System of a Down, Blind Guardian, Sonata Arctica, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Judas Priest, Ozzy, East West (the best band you've never heard of), Alice in Chains. There's other mellower stuff too. Tori Amos, Better than Ezra, Live, Pavarotti (no joke, he rools), Crosby Stills Nash and Young. There's more. But I don't have all day...
Dead Poets' Society, City Slickers, American History X, Happy Gilmore. Major League.
Lost or sports. Very little else.
The Templar Legacy by Steve Berry
The incomparable Jimmy Bullard
Which Family Guy character are you????
Stewie
DAMN YOU ALL!!! Like Stewie, you have a dream of killing your mother and taking over the world.
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Grizzy! The greatest cat that ever lived. Miss you.