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Papa Bear

It's amazing what people expect when it's convenient for them, and equally astounding how little the

About Me

Brooding. Moody. Often patently offensive. If you can't handle it, do everyone a favor and go to the garden, plant some seeds, and grow yourself a fucking sense of humor.
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My Interests

I don't know. But I'll tell you what I'm not interested in. Long or pointless phone conversations. I'm not a phone person. A phone is a tool. Use it when needed. And briefly. I don't care what you had for lunch. If you call me to tell me you had a grilled cheese sandwich, I will probably hang up on you. Or punch you.
How many you`s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
it would take 0 of you, you would command someone else to screw in the lightbulb

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I'd like to meet:

First of all, I don't want to meet anyone who has a webcam. Go peddle your amateur smut elsewhere. Also, if you're trying too hard to be sexy in your myspace photo, get a life, practice safe sex, and go fuck yourself.If you like the Dodgers, pool, karaoke, beer, or just in general have a good sense of humor, a moral sense of right and wrong that doesn't resemble that of a homicidal maniac, or you just want to tell me how awesome I am in some way every now and then, drop me a line and say hello.

My Bitches
I have zero friends.

Phil

Phleese

FMR

Phlieber

Auntie

Big Red Phil

April's Boobs

Korpus Kristie

Noelifey

Jazzybear

Meredith

Bekklery

Not George Best

Schlafmuetze

The Racist

Phrovo

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-arit

LHC

Mahal Ko

Jaime is competitive...

See all my bitches

Music:

Metallica, Pantera, Iron Maiden, System of a Down, Blind Guardian, Sonata Arctica, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Judas Priest, Ozzy, East West (the best band you've never heard of), Alice in Chains. There's other mellower stuff too. Tori Amos, Better than Ezra, Live, Pavarotti (no joke, he rools), Crosby Stills Nash and Young. There's more. But I don't have all day...

Movies:

Dead Poets' Society, City Slickers, American History X, Happy Gilmore. Major League.

Television:

Lost or sports. Very little else.

Books:

The Templar Legacy by Steve Berry

Heroes:

The incomparable Jimmy Bullard
Which Family Guy character are you????
Stewie
DAMN YOU ALL!!! Like Stewie, you have a dream of killing your mother and taking over the world.

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My Blog

I came accross this on the internet...

Seriously, this is the greatest article ever.  Found it on a random blog...Thursday, November 30, 2006 --> Begin .post --> So. A buddy from...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Am I going to hell?

The answer is.... well, probably.  But I'm getting the sneaking suspicion... well, it's actually more than a sneaking suspicion.  I'm starting to feel like my recent actions aren't going to ...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

In case you were wondering...

If you haven't noticed, I changed my myspace quote.  More out of frustration than anything else.  See, things are getting busier at work and it's becoming increasingly difficult to get throu...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

Germany, the finale

Ooooookay.  I finally have a combination of a few free minutes and the desire to be left alone about finally finishing my Germany trilogy so here you go.  There was less official travel in m...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

I'm so smart...

Earlier today, I read a  bulletin posted by my  friend Adrienne with a bunch of questions.  Some are funny, some are... well, I guess you could say they were things that make you go hmm...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST

Common courtesy

Ok.  If I am taking a break from writing about my Germany trip you know it has to be for a good reason.  And here it is.Shit stinks.  No matter what anyone says.  Some people's sme...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

Germany trip, part 2

Being German, I figured I had a pretty good grasp of German culture.  Granted, I hadn't been there in ten years but how much can really change in one measly little decade?  Apparently, I had...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:48:00 PST

Germany trip, part 1

Fortunately, my experience at LAX was fairly uneventful, considering what I was told to expect by those who watch the news.  For those of you who don't know the new security procedures at LAX, or...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST

I'm home....

As of last night, I am officially back from Germany.  As if there was an unofficial way to be back... but I digress.  Anyhoo, so here's the deal.  As much as I would love to chat with a...
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

Into the sky I go...

As many of you know, I'm leaving for Germany on Friday.  I'll be gone for two weeks... and do I ever need it.  The only part I'm not looking forward to is the 12 hour, trans-Atlantic flight....
Posted by The artist formerly known as Torsten on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST