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About Me

I'm a selfish prick and deeply affected by the zen "lotus ceremony".

I understand people better than they know themselves. I don't have time or care for petty games or antics, and my broom's always ready for the cry of "Shenanigans!"

Young, I'm one of the most intelligent people you'll ever meet, if you do have the luck to ever meet me.

I have played a few Final Fanasys. Ten-Two should have been named "Final Fantasy T&A". I can read people better than many or most; this is because I have secret knowledge about such.

All truth is easily accessible by simple clear thinking. Come join with me in such if you are ready.

How evil are you?
Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: High
Sloth: High
Envy: Medium
Lust: High
Pride: Medium
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
Real Zombie Survival Test
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You scored as Survive with group

Congratulations! You have survived. You even managed to survive with a few of your friends. Few others have gotten as far as you have, and as a consequence, you now live in a zombie infested world.

Survive with group

85%

Zombie Killer

70%

Survival freak

55%

Die heroically

50%

Become Zombie

30%
What strange science fiction plot would you find yourself in?
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You scored as Misguided Genius

You are a mad scientist who decided to turn humans into a more highly evolved race. Your plan backfired on you when your experiment turned out to either turn humans into savage monster-like animals or become nothing but pure intelligence and morph into computers. You were a necessary casualty in the war to wipe out your horrid mistake and return the world to the way it was before.

Misguided Genius

90%

Mutant Human

75%

Heroic Alien

65%

Soulless Monster

45%

Psycho Girl

35%

Self-Sacrificing Teleporter

30%
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The Inland North
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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Fuck the proles.

My Interests

Capacities of expression.

I'd like to meet:

I would NOT like to meet this chick. Probably.

The uberest camwhore I have found

This tea is the shiznit

If you want one that says something different, then click this.

Your Mom Hammurabi Miyamoto Musashi Thomas Jefferson Mr. Yahweh The zombie of Benjamin Franklin

Music:

Good stuff. Rammstein, Laibach, and songs chosen on individual merit from bad musically artistic entities.

But, here's a list of meaningless feelgood prolefeed songs:Roll to MeThe Way not quite meaningless, but still has that sound Can't Get You Out of My HeadYou Oughtta KnowOne WeekNo DiggityBelieveOne More TimeI Get Knocked DownSemi-Charmed LifeWith Arms Wide OpenTime After TimeDon't SpeakSave TonightOnly TimeLaylaEvery Breath You TakeGo Your Own WayGood RiddanceMmmbopI Only Wanna Be With YouLet Her CryWho Will Save Your SoulStayI've Had The Time Of My LifeMaterial GirlSex and CandyBitchBroken WingsOne HeadlightI'm Too SexyShe's So High Above MeEdge of SeventeenYou've Lost That Lovin' FeelingGettin' Jiggy Wit ItYou're My Darling Angel

Movies:

Pulp Fiction Full Metal Jacket 300 A Knight's Tale Blade Runner Clerks Clerks 2 Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Shawshank Redemption Robin Hood: Men in Tights Spaceballs Shaun of the Dead Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb V for Vendetta

Television:

Family Guy Futurama Robot Chicken Betterman ReBoot Transformers: Beast Wars If you have a problem with my television preferences, you can bite my shiny metal ass.

Books:

1984 (a.k.a. "Nineteen Eighty-Four") By the way, if you have the attitude of "Who's it by?" (exclaimed in a high, annoying voice to immitate the immature), then you seriously need to realize that this is the internet, honey. Brave New World Hagakure The Dictionary

That's some interesting reading right there. Yup.

Heroes:

"Heroes" sucks. Stargate's better and I stopped watching that.

Oh, that.
Uh, none, I guess.

Also, I have to put a link to KoL on here somewhere.

My Blog

When you’re feeling uncomfortable.

You don't know what to do with your hands?Neither does a badass. He just bullshits it. It's all bullshit anyway, but he does the particular bullshit that he does in such a way that it is t...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:24:00 PST

Explanation and teaching

Explanation is a subtle art and one which has been lost in the events of recent times.Explanation can take place to two extremes: Extremely simple or extremely complex. Explanation can be direct...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:30:00 PST

gawking geeks and respect

People who feel a little proud of themselves for some accomplishment and, when they present it to other people, tell them what not to say or think or other subjective truths, people do not like it.&nb...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:06:00 PST

Ten minus one equals hot ass

A chick who is a total bitch and hot and shapely and whatnot is "choosey".A chick who is a total bitch and fat and ugly and whatnot is "a big, fat bitch".So, if you ever find yourself depressed over t...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:54:00 PST

A list of lies.

Disc-lamer: This is a compilation of behaviors perpetrated by people of those appropriate genders when they're insane in emotion--like insanely infatuated or whatever--which does not equal flirtation....
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:42:00 PST

Why children’s television is ruining America

"All you've gotta do is believe!" I hear all the damn time.ERR: CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO, as my calculator would put it.I am not as tactful.Belief comes and goes. While it is an active, transitive ...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:52:00 PST

Sobriety

Behaving like you're drunk while you're completely sober can be a good thing.
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:16:00 PST

Monkey is the measure of all things

During that time in the Eighteen Hundreds or whenever when a bunch of French fucks were the shiznit and the cultural apex of humankind and stuff, some one of them said "Man is the measure of all thing...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:28:00 PST

Katamari Damacy

Katamari Damacy is a life lesson. You pick up whatever you come across and you roll with it. You just roll with it. What's more--you don't just roll with it, you use whatever you're rollin...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:18:00 PST

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I haven't posted anything blogwise recently. If you've noticed this, then a cookie of awesomecake to you. I've been writing it down on paper. I'll get some of it up here eventually. Unless I get kille...
Posted by Plastic Smoker on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:22:00 PST