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About Me

I'm not your average bear.

Loud, obnoxious and opinionated in groups. Pretty dull on a one-to-one basis. Compensates by having a somewhat diverse and rich musical pallet. Has quite long hair and eyes of a ginger hue. Owns various fretted planks, specialising in the six stringed and amplified variety. Sees more live bands than you could shake a dick at. Spends far too much time sat down, leading to the development of lame legs. Sees humour in almost everything. Enjoys company, but values privacy moreso. Currently attends University of Worcester. Mostly learns about tongue positioning in spoken English.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- The friends I have yet had the pleasure to see in real life.
- The friends I have already met and liked.
- Witty people.
- Intelligent folk.
- Free spirits.
- Eccentrics.
- Audiophiles.
- Experimental musicians.

Also - while I don't wish to seem elitist/stuck-up/a complete twat - if you:

- Incessantly fire out bulletins pleading for picture comments...
- TLK LYK DIS...
- Have no sense of humour whatsoever...
- Have few interests that stray beyond the realm of material possessions...
- Are a staunch white supremacist...
- Use the phrase "random" way out of context...
- Call me "random" when I've just said something perfectly logical...
- Have a one-track musical mind...

Chances are, we won't get along so great. It'd be great if someone would buck the trend, though.

My Blog

Vardyisms: Vol. II

This blog goes out to all you tossers that attended the Philosophy conference in Oxford last Friday. Hope you're not still in comas.For those of you that slept through it (or indeed, weren't there at ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:19:00 GMT

Soundtrack of my Life. Ridiculous.

OK, here goes ...Soundtrack of my LifeOpening Credits: Hello - The Cat EmpireWaking Up: GopStop - RusskajaFirst Day At School: Circles, Squares and I Blame The Parents - Misty's Big AdventureFalling I...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:41:00 GMT

"40 Strange Ones", preluded by a short rant about bulletins.

I've come to loathe the properties of the Myspace bulletin. Instead of a typically lengthy paragraph, I shall put the undesirable aspects into a list for you all.- As you may know,...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:49:00 GMT

Hideous adverts. Have your say.

I felt the need to write this while I'm still heavily disturbed by an advert I've just seen on the TV.You may or may not have seen the advert that premiered yesterday - Triple Velvet toilet tissue. No...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:21:00 GMT

THE LIST.

Ahh, curiosity get the better of you, eh? Well, some of you may remember the dreaded list that was conceived in a typically dull Graphics lesson. It seemingly disappeared into the murky depths of time...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Kandoo Foam: Just say NO.

Some of you are probably familiar with my feelings about a certain Pampers product. If you are, then don't bother reading it again. You had a near-death experience after the first read. If not, hear m...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:21:00 GMT