Naked Jesus

Dental floss and a screw. What would you do?....

About Me

In 1990, under the ominous shadow of Fargo, ND, in the small, backward village of Zoomtown, NAKED JESUS was born. Soon a fresh new rock-n-roll "movement" was covering the land. 'Twas the birth of FECAL ROCK. Unfortunately, the members of NAKED JESUS soon realized that the glamour of rock-n-roll domination comes at a heavy price. The lure of fast cars, loose women and designer drugs caused the band to seek seclusion after successfully conquering the Fargo-Zoomtown college radio waves. BUT, in 2003, NAKED JESUS was resurrected. Fellow Zoomtown alum, GARK Muggins replaced Typhoid Mary on guitar and the band recorded their first EP in over a decade. Armed with new material and a Canadian prescription of Viagra, NAKED JESUS entered the studio to record their first full length, major label release. The "NUDE TESTAMENT" was released in November 2004. For two thousand years people have waited for the "man" to come. Maybe he didn't return in the form of a man, rather a band. With the return of NAKED JESUS, heaven is here on earth.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/21/2005
Band Website: nakedjesus.com
Band Members: *Akhenaten (Lead Vocals) *GARK Muggins(Guitar) *Jack O. Spades(Guitar) *Snake(Bass Guitar) *Shark Tooth (Skins) *Typhoid Mary (Guitar)
Influences: Ralph Macchio, Donny Most, Nell Carter, Martin Mull, Ed Mcmahon, Norman Lear, Julia Childs. The California Highway Patrol.
Sounds Like: Toledo 1974, the natural call, tummies rumblin', Congo snakes, itchin', a tinkle in my thigh, internalized combustion, elephant feet, bubbles in the pool & the girl next door who I nearly boned.
Record Label: Out of the Closet
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New songs but old songs

Original demos recorded in 2003:Balls - The band's first new song in a decade and the first Gark played on. Kank kank kank kank.Chemical Toilet - Typhoid Mary on guitar, Gark on bass, Ahkenaten on ve...
Posted by Naked Jesus on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

The State of Hockey

We need drums. The kind that go rum-pa-pum-pum.Not the kind that polish rocks.Not the kind you have to be careful not to poke with a Q-Tip.Not the 60 dollars a barrel kindNot the kind grandpa burns ga...
Posted by Naked Jesus on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST

A Peaceful Way to Die

Naked Jesus Itinerary: " Sun, Feb 26th 4pm- Practice for the first time in 3 months " Sun, Feb 26th 7pm- Play Rob's 35th Birthday Party. " Sun, Feb 26th 8pm- Absorb the Fame
Posted by Naked Jesus on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:18:00 PST

Happy New Year

Not much movement on the NJ front these days. There has been a smattering of talk about the band doing a rock video. If anyone has any suggestion for what song to use for our very first video, please ...
Posted by Naked Jesus on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:42:00 PST

Just Finish!

Whooooo! What a weekend! A stellar new Naked Jesus song has emerged from the rubble. We like to call it "Just Finish" This song is bound to blow your mind. Don't miss the November 19th show because we...
Posted by Naked Jesus on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:59:00 PST

GARK's Basement

The band is headed into the basement this weekend for what is anticipated to be a monumental session. Musical decadence that may even transcend the infamous "Cock Opera" session. Stay Tuned!
Posted by Naked Jesus on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:42:00 PST

The Day After...

Our Terminal Bar show was last night. We went back to adding Monkeypox, Brains & Elephant Feet. Again...no practice. I feel it was a pretty mediocre show, but Akhenaten did look good.
Posted by Naked Jesus on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 09:06:00 PST

Uptown Show

It is done. We have finally played the Uptown Bar. We bounced back from the infamous "Brown Out" show to play a brilliantly precise set last Thursday night. We have to practice less often. I also susp...
Posted by Naked Jesus on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:46:00 PST