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Adam

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Clearly nobody reads this crap anyway, but here's why they don't. I could put anything here and could it could be utter nonsense, made to make you think I'm a certain type of person who fits whatever I'm meant to fit. Or I could do what 99% of people do and write "I love drinking, clubbing, going out with 'me' mates, I love a good laugh too and I'm a bit mental!!!!!" Yeah yeah, aren't we all pumpkin... If you want to know about me just ask, politely.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Clark and Elvis.Anyone who's alive I still might meet anyway... but if your 'About Me' section uses exclamation marks on more than two separate occasions, and/or text language, you and I probably won't find any common ground.

My Blog

Bumps and Bans

It's fair to say I've had a fairly eventful four months, not necessarily in a good way either. Those of you who know me, and I think you all do, seem to revel in my repeated mishaps. Good for you, I'm...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Life guide for a single man (or woman)

Only now do I feel qualified to write this, after a fairly extensive period of singledom I can offer the single man (or woman) a way to ease his (or her  What is this, Python?) pain and boredom becom...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:40:00 GMT

The Scarlet Pimpernel

I was talking to a guy at work about embarrassing incidents the other day.  This is something I seem to be quite good at.  I know it might seem hard to believe, but I do tend to ge...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:37:00 GMT

Water and Wee

There are not many things more worrying for a home owner than a central heating problem.  My hot water kept tripping my electric off which was very worrying, but thankfully I have an electrician ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:28:00 GMT

A Sad Day

Today is a sad day, I found out my boss is getting a new job.  This might sound like a strange reason to be sad but you really don't understand what it means to have a boss who lets you get away ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:03:00 GMT

A New Form

Those of you who know me will know I buy and sell a fair bit of guitar equipment.  I don't earn much out of it, the odd deal goes my way, the odd one doesn't... shit happens.  It's a way off...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Nice tits, fancy a fuck?

It's miracle people get together at all these days.  This is a conversation I had with a good friend of mine a couple of weeks ago; Him - I really like (Name withheld to prote...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:08:00 GMT

Take me up the milk aisle

Today I went to the supermarket and witnessed someone almost completely die of embarrassment.  I was standing choosing my milk, minding my own business when a middle aged woman who wasn't quite l...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:23:00 GMT

Can you help?

My house is looking bare, it's nearly decorated in the best neutral 'House Doctor' kind of way (apart from my Kitchen, which still looks like a scene from the Willy Wonka film, and my back bedroom whi...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:39:00 GMT

Slide Thing


Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:40:00 GMT