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speed kills jenn

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


hello, thank you for checking out my myspace. i was born in sunnyvale, california and lived there until due to my dad's age and his retirement, i relocated to salem, ohio. i don't HATE it in ohio, i just hate (the greater part of) the population of ohio and its surrounding areas. i have an open mind and i'm not afraid to voice an opinion about anything which i am passionate about.
I am a Human Development and Human Services major with a concentration in Case Management. I am learning American Sign Language and have every intention of moving back to California the minute I graduate.
So Hot...
good music
good company
eyeliner
thunderstorms
beer
fruity yet deadly drinks, i.e. Jackie O with a shit to the Head
dancing
painted black nails
horribly gory movies (the bloodier the better)
pretty girls
zombies
coca cola
hoodies
lips
mountain dew
iced caramel machiattos from starbucks
disneyland
the haunted mansion
toe socks
converse
surf shops
jelly belly jelly beans (accept no substitutes)
biting
photography
skateboards
cuddling
jeans
scratching
tshirts
cute undies
your mom
So Not...
the plastics of the world
hollister
people who give their children mullets
people who come to the cube and tell me that veganism is dumb, i don't take it upon myself to go to churches and tell you that god doesn't exist, so fuck off.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

willy wonka (from the book, not from either film... but i'd makeout with johnny depp as willy wonka)
lewis carroll
the inventor of cheese
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn (oh, wait I drank til the wee hours with him at The Note in West Chester, PA), steve-o, chris pontius, and weeman
donnie darko
alice (from the book)

My Blog

. welcome interstate managers .

hookah bars are fun. knocked up is funny. jamba juice is still yummy. vcationing after a year of exhausting yourself is utterly euphoric. i cannot wait to save up to do this again, but just like alway...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:29:00 GMT

. good times .

My birthday was very fun. I learned that I suck at bowling, Adam kicks ass at making margarita's, and everyone loves my mom's cupcakes... the surreal happiness of being way too excited however ha...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:38:00 GMT

call an optimist...

i don't write anymore, or draw, or paint, or take pictures, or sing (unless im in my car), or read (unless required), or breathe (unless i concentrate really hard) when i spent everyday wishing i coul...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:15:00 GMT

. w t f .

Partying with high school kids is really weird and makes you feel very accomplished in your own life.  However, it also made me feel very pale. I woke up in a really strange place today. (Not phy...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:51:00 GMT

. long overdue EODM blog .

I don't have enough room for these pictures in my profile, and they deserve their own blog anyway, so here they are.  Once again the entire trip was wonderful and the boys(and girl) showed m...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 00:23:00 GMT

. warped .

So, yesterday was warped tour. It was really fun, with the exception of almost passing out and such. Other than that and the 7 o'clock noise curfew in San Francisco that made the show shorter than it ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 19:44:00 GMT

. oh bugger .

it is my firm belief that everyone in the world needs to go see Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest. we all had a blast and were blown away by how good of a sequel it was. even if it wasn't dis...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:18:00 GMT

. new rule .

I have to admit that I love this, read it and weep bitches... New Rule: Lay off California! You know, the rest of America has been having quite a laugh at Californias expense lately. But lets remember...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:19:00 GMT

. Hej då .

I found the cure for my emoness, and it comes in the form of swedish furniture.Ikea kicks ass and its obvious that when i get home we need to get really drunk, drive to pittsburgh, and play hide and s...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 16:46:00 GMT

. just getting up for the letdown .

       It been quite awhile since I couldn't sleep for an entire night.  (You'd think with the pharmacy my grandma keeps here, that she'd have a damn sleep...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:38:00 GMT