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.bad.wiring.

About Me

i'm not usually one of these people who puts videos on his page,
but this one holds a special place in my heart.

Michael Jackson Reunited With His Nose

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my web site is finally up. it's called SMetalDesigns .

fudge puppies.

My Blog

guilt free pancakes

EDIT: i wrote this for my cousin who i haven't talked to in years. now i feel obligated to write a tiny biography. i hope you don't mind the lack of capital letters or punctuation besides the incorrec...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:54:00 GMT

my official review of s. darko on netflix

so i watched this movie the other night. mistake. i wrote a review for netflix...eat it.-$M
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:42:00 GMT

the joys of living in appalachia

someone must have won the lottery and moved up to halfway indoor plumbing. "now we don't have to look for granny in the dark when she has to shit at night."please kill me.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:42:00 GMT

head, chest or foot?

i'd rather be imprisoned in a george orwell-ian worldthan your pacified society of happy boys and girls.i'd rather know my enemies and let you know the same.whose windows to smash and whose tires to s...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:47:00 GMT

new candy bar, yo...

recently, i was lucky enough to see an exhibit showcasing a tiny number of the amazing things found in king tut's tomb. while there i had an idea for a great candy bar.mmm tasty.and just as an editori...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 17:37:00 GMT

wonderful nothing

someone asked me the other day what i think about at work [because i don't talk to anyone. i just do my job, make my money, and go home]. most of the time i think about making things. i mentally forge...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:25:00 GMT

nature vs. nurture. or fucked genetics and the america syndrome.

3:17 AM - March 3, 2009as most know, i am not a generally happy person. it is not for lack of trying. i'm sure it has been there all along, but i can almost pinpoint when it first showed itself. the p...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:47:00 GMT

best news ever. lol. rofl. dkny. fubar. 9/11.

today i found out that, contrary to initial beliefs, i am a way more fucked up person.i guess i'll see where this goes...funtimes!
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:37:00 GMT

a new thing

i started a blog to share bootleg concerts. pwease be my fwend.   bootarms
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:32:00 GMT

election day [the happiest day in china]

today i did my american duty [hehe duty] and voted. this morning someone asked me who i was voting for."the president, of course," i replied. seemed pretty obvious to me.one thing about election day a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:23:00 GMT