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About Me


Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name:: Matthew (the gift of god)
Birthday:: August '83
Birthplace:: Tuscon, AZ (the desert)
Current Location:: Rocklin, CA (the sticks)
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: dark brown
Height:: 5'10"
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: both, but I prefer my telekinesis
Your Heritage:: Mexican, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:: NBA logo shoes
Your Weakness:: what the hell is a weakness?
Your Fears:: developing fears
Your Perfect Pizza:: any new york style pizza
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: setting up goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: not again...
Your Best Physical Feature:: all of my features reign supreme
Your Bedtime:: I dont go to bed, I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:: all of them
Pepsi Or Coke:: coke with lemon in it
McDonalds Or Burger King:: potbelly
Single Or Group Dates:: group. a group of women and me
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: none, I like women
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: are we talking about women or ice cream?
Cappucino Or Coffee:: scotch
Do You Smoke:: like a chimney
Do You Swear:: ya, to mother russia
Do You Sing:: Im not a snitch
Do You Shower Daily:: unless I sleep through a day
Have You Been In Love:: ya, with hamburgers...but then I eat them
Do You Want To Go To College:: yes, to become a viking
Do You Want To Get Married:: as much as I want a tumor
Do You Believe In Yourself:: not before noon
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: no, but I've been known to give it
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: of course not....I KNOW I am
Are You A Health Freak:: If beer is considered healthy, then yes
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: who doesn't?
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Ya, I run around in 'em with metal friggin rods in my hands. What kind of stupid ass question is that anyway?
Do You Play An Instrument:: no, but I stayed at a holiday inn once
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: try the past twenty minutes
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: oh jeez
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: what month is it now?
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: of course
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: of course not
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: no, but thats a good idea
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: No, I eat food.
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: not willingly
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: not willingly
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: not willingly
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: The hearts of beautiful women
Ever Been Drunk:: never been sober
Ever Been Called A Tease:: among other things
Ever Been Beaten Up:: Ya, that shit sucked...that cub had sharp claws.
Ever Shoplifted:: even the pope has done that
How Do You Want To Die:: in a blaze of glory...or by losing a fight to a bear, but not a cub.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: a viking, or maybe a pimp...but a nice one that everybody likes
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: one with tan, naked, athletic women roaming about in search of man-meat
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My Interests

Throwbacks, Texas Hold 'Em, retro nba, aba clothing, snow if I dont have to work in it, muscle cars, kung fu, gold, drunken style, guns, automatic guns, cities I havent been to, hats, craps, animals that cant eat me, throwing knives, billiards, darts, drinking, editing, blowguns, filming, $$$$$...I like trees too...and the benz I drive.

I'd like to meet:

Girls in my area that like to go out, have fun and party. Oh, her too.

Music:

Mac Dre, Little Bruce, Equipto, E-40, Cutthoat Committee, Sugawolf Pimp, Andre Nickatina, Celly Cel, J-Diggs, Keak, B-Legit, Too Short, Mac Mall, Yukmouth, Spice 1, Tha Alkaholiks, bay area shit, Gangstarr, X-Raided, Lynch, 2 Live Crew, Ice Cube, Eazy-E, B.G., Lil Wayne, Ludacris, BIG, RZA, ODB, Wu-Tang, Bob Marley, Rick James, The Gap Band, 80's rap, 80's rock, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, and anything I can smoke to.

Movies:

Casino, Goodfellas, The Godfather saga, The Don is Dead, Family Enforcer, Scarface, Suicide Kings, (any mob movie) The Big Lebowski, Heat, State of Grace, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Drunken Master, Boondock Saints

Television:

whats that?
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Books:

Cigar City Mafia

Heroes:

Gilbert Rubio (my super-badass Green Beret Vietnam veteren grandfather)

My Blog

Hic in the UK - Day 7: the parts I remember

Sunday night I awoke with no clothes on, covered in my own sweat and smelling like vomit, I hardly knew where I was or when it was, but my head hurt like hell and I could tell something was wrong with...
Posted by GL on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

Hic in the UK - Day 6: the calm before the storm

Saturday was another (boring) day for rest, since Sunday would be spent getting trashed while hopping from pub to pub. I slept most of the day, skipping breakfast since I normally don't eat in the mor...
Posted by GL on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

Hic in the UK - Day 5: stupid magpies

While we were in the car driving, Rocky noticed two magpies and mentioned that they were 'bad luck', but I noticed one of them was missing his leg and hopping around like he was in a damn sack-race......
Posted by GL on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

Hic in the UK - Day 4: Small balls

I slept most of day on Thursday, since I didn't want to face the reality of getting screwed out of my money by the travel agency I chose to use, when I finally did get up I was bitter all day.  R...
Posted by GL on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Hic in the UK - Day 3: Bangers and mash

I awoke the next morning super pissed-off about the hotel ordeal, and got on the phone as soon as I could. First we called the hotel again to see if there was anything at all they could do for us, but...
Posted by GL on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:08:00 PST

Hic in the UK - Day 2: Rammsbottom

I realized sustenance was necessary to continue on, so I decided to go visit the local butcher in Rammsbottom and pick up some fine meats.  After picking out burger patties, pork chops, minced be...
Posted by GL on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

Hic in the UK - Day 1: The Tower

No, I am NOT a hic. However, the english refer to ALL americans as yanks or yankies, I refer to north-easterners (in america) as yankies, and I'm not too fond of those shits. Since the west (wher...
Posted by GL on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

Cali to the UK - Part 5: The Arrival

I awoke about an hour before landing in the UK, I had slept pretty damn good thanks to good ol sam adams.  The plane I was on was a piece of shit, with the worst seats I've ever encountered...not...
Posted by GL on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:51:00 PST

Cali to the UK - Part 4: New England to Old England

I couldn't sleep on the way to Boston, maybe I was excited...I dont know. I've always been facinated by the city of Boston (my three hour layover was not nearly enough time to do what I wanted), maybe...
Posted by GL on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

Cali to the UK - Part 3 (I hate packing)

I must skip a few orders of business, as instructed by my legal advisor....wouldn't wanna get pinched for telling a story now would I? No.  So we'll just move right along here, I was due to leave...
Posted by GL on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:14:00 PST