I HATE FedEx |
If the "estimated" time of delivery is 7pm (and, you know, who has ever heard of a 7pm delivery time)--then how does that end up being 11am? 11 o'fucking clock in the fucking morning. That... Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:02:00 GMT |
Manifest Destiny--What a Pain in the Ass... |
After being on my own and taking care of myself for a long time, I've come to the realization that I Need to be taken care of. Me. Someone else. To take care of. Me.&... Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 23:19:00 GMT |
What in Heckfire?... |
Sometimes, you just have to laugh.
No matter how hard you try, bad things happen.
You go to a bar, get a little liquored up, and all hell breaks loose.
You try to follow rules, comport yourself, and s... Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:38:00 GMT |
I have a Gut. |
I have a Gut. I think I will have this Gut for the rest of my life. This Gut is the Bane of my fucking existence. It laughs in my face and taunts me mercilessly. Sometimes it i... Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 21:35:00 GMT |
My Birthday Horoscope |
The Pisces Sun sign has an evolution from adolescence to adulthood, which is that the Pisces person you met 10 years ago will be a completely different person today. This is attributed to the my... Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
CHERRY |
So, I finally popped my audition cherry today. Yay. After how many months, you ask. Yes, I know. But, anyway, I'm very very glad. I can't tell you how glad I am. Re... Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 22:53:00 GMT |
The Woodwork |
So, I've been experiencing this weird phenomenon lately. Over the past few weeks, all these people I used to know are comin' out of the Myspace woodwork. Bitches comin' at me from everywhe... Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 21:57:00 GMT |
P is for Poop-Ring |
So, I'm waiting for a friend to show up, and I'm flicking around on the tube. I see that E-Ring is on, and I'm reminded of what a piece of crap this show is. I think they ran the season pr... Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:14:00 GMT |
Starbucks and Shopping... |
So, I had this huge dinner party Monday night, and I left everything to the last minute. What with just working 5 days in a row, meeting parents for lunch and going to Other parties, I didn't ha... Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 18:26:00 GMT |
My child, Vanity Corrupts! |
I think being told you're pretty all the time turns you into a conceited-ass motherfucker. Really.
I don't know exactly what happened--maybe it's just part of getting older, getting more comfort... Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:06:00 GMT |