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Josh

Josh-ooh-ahh!

About Me

I'm josh aka j-ho aka hawkman aka last of the mo-hawkins. God is my life, ontop of that i enjoy fine arts, fine farts and ping pong. i work, i play, sometimes i play when i should be working. sometimes i sleep when i should be playing. i eat, i live, sometimes i sleep when i should be living. No real plans, i usually just follow the wind, and if i get blown around i deal with it. A windsheeter wouldn't really help because i mean, you'll still fall over no matter what jacket you have on.

My Interests

I like jelly heaps... but its rare that you actually make jelly... for some reason it seems a lot more effort than it actually is. but when you do finally make it, you make HEAPS! and then you realise how much you like it

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who still pick their nose, then they can join my club. I also want to meet people who are actually in the candy industry, like willy wonkaMY WEBSITE, CHECK IT OUT.. width="425" height="350" ..Video of the day i cut my dreads off...Talent Lords at 4-H Camp 2007

Music:

i like music, we dated for a while and i began to fall in love. i flirted with radio and she burnt me, i confessed my act of polygamy to music and she forgave me, we now have a much stronger relationship

Movies:

once i went to a movie marathon with my friends. i was 16 at the time and they had bought me a ticket coz i got there late. we go to walk into the theatre and my friends go in first. then the security guards stop me and they go "are you 15 mate?" and i go "yeh i'm actually 16" and they go "you don't look 16, whens your birthday?" and i go "9th of october 84" and they go, "do you have your id" and i said no coz i didn't, and they didn't let me in so i had to go to another movie marathon BY-MY-SELF, BY-MY-SELF!!! thats like 6 hours of movies i didn't want to see... BY-MY-SELF!!!

Television:

i'd rather read a book

Books:

i'd rather watch TV

Heroes:

Ummm, mariah carey

My Blog

in NYC...

hey... okay so at the moment i'm in a hostel, right in the gay part of town! hah, it's the only one we could find okay!it's 5 am, we went to bed at 1...but i haven't gotten used to the time difference...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

Blogs are for midgets

Okay so i'm sitting in Lewis "Beans" house, we have to leave at 5am and its 3:30am so going to sleep now may prove irrelevant. At this time i have been away from home for nearly exactly 3 months and h...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

eating poo can't be healthy

whats a blog? whats in a blog? who the hell is blog? is it the same as a bog? if it is then blogs stink! and they can go to the sea with the rest of my poop
Posted by Josh on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:17:00 PST