you know what really grinds my gears!? |
The stickers read: "This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studie...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:55:00 GMT |
happy zombie jesus day! |
that’s right, time for us to set aside our differences and remember what this holiday is all about;
jesus coming back from the dead and feasting on the brains of sinners.
of course, thi...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:29:00 GMT |
what came first? good or evil? |
i'm sure that good came first.nobody commits an evil act for the sake of 'evil' or pain. everything done in the name of 'evil' has actually been done in the name of good. evil is just a twisted way of...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:58:00 GMT |
mcdonalds rant |
i cannot understand how mcdonalds is anywhere near as popular as it is.
you walk in there greeted by the smell of children and contamination-how often is it that the bathrooms smell better than the re...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:13:00 GMT |
falwell's farewell... |
jerry falwell is finally dead!!!
he was 73-which is about 73 years too late for this maniac.
for those of you who don't know who jerry falwell is, he was a famous televangelist who used his airwaves t...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 16:26:00 GMT |
lets investigate an instigation perpetrated by an infiltrator bent on annihilation!!! |
golden spoon. G-spoon. G-spoon unit. the yogurt shack.
call it what you will, it's where i work. it's what i do. hell, when i'm in golden spoon, i'm transformed into a completely different person: one...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 00:10:00 GMT |
inclined intermediaries predisposed to an insatiable lust of canalicular contusions |
so i suppose i'm popping my myspace cherry seeing as how this is my first blog.
my parents came into my room a few hours ago and told me they had bought me an organ--a gulbransen--i'm excited ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 18:19:00 GMT |
