The job--- Urine test |
Like most folks in this country,I have a job. I work, they pay me.I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass ... Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:52:00 GMT |
oil chance |
Oil Change instructions for Women : 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave... Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:58:00 GMT |
when girls drink too much.... |
When girls drink too much:1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YE LLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE... Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:19:00 GMT |
how to make a woman squirt |
Here are step by step instructions how to make a girl squirt:You can start by performing oral on her inner thighs, clitoris and labia especially, to start getting her relaxed and wet. You must continu... Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:31:00 GMT |
13 ways |
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one wh... Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:31:00 GMT |