Dementia Quiz |
Dementia Quiz Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing. They are stated simply so you should try to answer th...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:20:00 GMT |
I am not afraid of a can. |
So when did "breaking out a can" of anything become an applicable threat?
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:38:00 GMT |
LIE DETECTOR! |
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual pur...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 16:02:00 GMT |
Elephant Jokes |
What game do elephants like to play most
Squash.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
So they can jump out ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:38:00 GMT |
You Know You’re Getting Old When |
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:13:00 GMT |
Strange But Useless Facts |
1. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific. 2. Blondes have more hair than dark haired people do. 3. Belgium is the only country that has never imposed ce...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:09:00 GMT |
One for you. One for me |
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hillspicking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled theirsmall pails and then started to fill their pockets andshirts. When they could hold no more nuts, ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
A Frog Goes Into a Bank For a Loan |
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the fro...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:55:00 GMT |
