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dj jojo

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About Me


My Interests

Music, movies, sports, traveling and friends (in no particular order that is)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

body count, rage against the machine, sublime, joe cocker, the roots, common, kayne west, sade, the isley brothers, the commodores, the cure, big daddy kane, too kool chris, richard vission, dj trajic, bobby d, dj irene, roger and zapp, midnight starr, cameo, run dmc, de la soul, a tribe called quest, talib kweli, mos def, ac/dc, the clash, david bowie, billy joel, the white stripes, dr. octagon, elvis, public enemy, eazy e, nwa, the d.o.c, cypress hill, the o'jays, con funk shun, eric b and rakim, stetsasonic, beastie boys, bad boy bill, bam bam, dj attack, dj self,tears for fears, human league, mixmaster mike, redman, young black teenagers, 3rd bass, x clan, prince paul, the hives, metallica, guns and roses, jj fad, grandmaster flash and the furious five, issac hayes, the temptations, smokey robinson and the miracles, johnny cash, whitesnake, living colour, jimi hendrix, the doors, brick, heatwave, doug e fresh, slick rick, the fat boys, steady b and cool c, schooly d, afrika bambataa, digital underground, john mayer, gang starr, dj premier, wu tang clan, ice cube, above the law, aphrodite, green lantern, funk master flex, rectangle, kool keith, del, hieroglyphics, outkast, creedence clearwater revival, steve miller band, parliament funkadelic, george clintonleaders of the new school, pharcyde, tribe called quest, digable planets, naughty by nature, cypress hill, chubb rock, red head kingpin, kwame, dr. dre, house of pain, dave matthews, john mayer, frank zappa, the beatles, krs one, masta ace, biz markie, james brown, the jb's, maceo parker,stevie ray vaughn, coldplay, eric clapton, nickelback, rolling stones and e 40 to name a few (just think......there is more but my fingers are tapped from typing!!!) Music makes the world go round so I'm gonna keep it spinnin! Big up's to all the local artists that drop me off their music when they see me!

Movies:

Every weekend!!!

Television:

Sports and pretty much anything funny and senseless!

Books:

Hmm..."Dummies Guide to Sittin Sideways" & "Pimpin Vol.1 Know Your Ho" as well as "Vol.2 Don't Slip When You Pimp/The Baby Powder Program"

My Blog

How To Use The F Word (get it right bitches)

Dismay - Oh! Fuck it Aggression - Fuck you Passive - Fuck me Command - Go Fuck yourself Incompetence - He's a Fuck up Laziness - He's a Fuck off Ignorance - He's a Fucking jerk Trouble - I guess I'm F...
Posted by dj jojo on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:43:00 PST

86 Things to know about Beer and Bars....(thanks Carol)

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Who ever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by dj jojo on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:55:00 PST

The International Council of Manlaws

The International Council of Manlaws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its...
Posted by dj jojo on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Drunk Dialing

The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages...1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember ...
Posted by dj jojo on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

My Cuervo Sales Pitch

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequi...
Posted by dj jojo on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:06:00 PST

Booty Call Application

Application for a bootycall:Name: AgePhone: (____) ____________Occupation: Height: Weight: Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________How often (check appropriate answer)Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As...
Posted by dj jojo on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST

Nightclub Etiquette: How to Request a Song from the DJ

(as posted by DJ Santarosa)When you think of a nightclub DJ, you probably imagine a guy with some cool job perks- getting into clubs free, meeting all the women and making a few hundred dollars a week...
Posted by dj jojo on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:15:00 PST