some good advice |
ONE. Give people more thanthey expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman youlove to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will beas important as any other. THREE. Don't beli...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:15:00 GMT |
Great Truths |
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.3) If your sister ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:18:00 GMT |
Mo Fyah |
He'll "never be too far, checking out the scene, kicking it with kings and queens." Rasta.Hey folks, an amazing gathering we had on saturday, full of magic and spirit. I am very much in awe of how eve...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:09:00 GMT |
Snooty Pottytush |
Here is your dose of humor...>>>>>>>>> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.>>>>>> The following is purportedly excerpted from a children's book, "Captain>>> Underpants And the Perilous Pl...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:51:00 GMT |
my next life |
In my next life I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too h...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
The Newest Barbies |
This is very good...or bad depending on where you live "Larkspur Barbie "This princess Barbie is sold only at the most expensive stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Han...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 19:58:00 GMT |
onions and christmas trees |
> ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES>> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, >how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, >"Well, son, ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:21:00 GMT |
the truth on color |
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down,there was a white man behind him. The white man said, Colored people are not allowed h...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:37:00 GMT |
People PEOPLE |
You have probably seen some of these before but they are entertaining...1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parkin...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:55:00 GMT |
Men! |
Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ........ The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. M...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:51:00 GMT |
