Habakkuk |
HabakkukThere once was a woman who played the violin.The woman played the violin because her father had died in a motorcycle accident, and for the next seven years she was tormented by thoughts of the...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
Hallelujah |
There once was a girl named Hallelujah. Hallelujah was born in a small town famous for a tragic fire. A furnace exploded in a local elementary school, taking the lives of 53 students and 4 teachers. ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:11:00 GMT |
The Goblet |
The Goblet.There once was a beautiful woman who felt ugly. The woman felt ugly because she was not pretty enough to be pasted across the shiny pages of the magazines she read. The woman felt ugly be...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:10:00 GMT |
Immaculate Conception |
THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTIONThere once was a woman who was loyal to the hormonal fluctuations of her menstrual cycle. If she were menstruating, she would stay home and do nothing but what felt good to he...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:35:00 GMT |
Lilith |
LilithThere once was a woman who was so terrified of death that it was killing her. The woman would contemplate her death for hours. She would drive her car into a tree - choke on a bit of meat she...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:06:00 GMT |
Adam and Eve |
Adam and EveThere once was a gay man who made up songs about everything. If he were washing the dishes, he would sing, "Washing the Dishes" and if he were having a hard time getting to sleep he would...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:50:00 GMT |
To Hold and To Cherish and To Die |
To Hold and To Cherish and To DieThere once was a woman who fell deeply in love with a man. The man was so good to her that it seemed as if her chest was going to burst with happiness. Each day they...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:56:00 GMT |
Magdalene |
MagdaleneThere once was a woman who prostituted herself for money. The money she made was spent on heroin and rent. Sometimes, she would buy pints of cheap vodka, which she would drink from the bottle...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:55:00 GMT |
The Business Man and the Clowns |
The Business Man and the ClownsThere once was an investment banker who hated his job. Every morning he was overwhelmed with dread at the sound of his alarm clock. On his commute to work he would obs...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:54:00 GMT |
Fat Tuesday |
Fat TuesdayThere once was an obese woman who overate because she was unhappy. The woman's childhood had been traumatic and lonely. Both her mother and father were mean drunks who died before she reac...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:53:00 GMT |
