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About Me

My name is boot. I used to be a big deal, now I am living life like a "normal person", I guess. I like carrots and celery, long walks on the beach, argyle sweaters and anal. It's true. I just got married again. I propsed on my sidekick. Unfortunatley, this is what she looks like. How did I get myself into this mess.

My Interests

Livin' fast and loose. That's the way I like it. I do like boobies. I am interested in boobies.

I'd like to meet:

Someone hotter than me. That's a hard one because there arent many hotter than me. I've spent years perfecting this body. Also I would like to meet someone who actually wants to meet me. Oh ya, and Alec Baldwin.

Music:

the music stopped when mydarlingmurder stopped

Movies:

T.C. is the greatest actor the ever lived. Anything he has ever starred in. He is more than an actor, he is a lifestyle.

Television:

Television is my only friend.

Books:

"Gynecology for Dummies", "Operating an Airplane in 3 easy steps", "Jewish Sports Heroes"

Heroes:

T.C. , Bobby D., Leo D., Marty S., Al P., Frank baby, Sam, Deano, Meyer Lansky, Ben Seigel and Andrew Gerold.

My Blog

30lbs in 50 days!!!!!

As some of you know this quest has been going on since last June, where I started my weight loss extravaganza at 284lbs, yes that's what they call "Obese Class III or as I liked to call it...gorgeous"...
Posted by boot on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:12:00 PST

all i want for christmas is a new top 8

christmas is only 2 weeks away. it is time to settle up those wish list and hope that mythical beast known as santa claus comes through this year. being that i am jewish, i am proud to watch all the "...
Posted by boot on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

sixzerotwentyseven

it's that time of year again. blog time!!!! i know everyone has been waiting for my newest edition, especially paul fetters. as most of you know, it is the anniversary of my birth today. 27 years ag...
Posted by boot on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:08:00 PST

"The Circle"

For a long time people have been asking me about this thing called "the circle". Well seeing as how "the circle" in my eyes has reached a new amazing level, I figure I should divulge the definition o...
Posted by boot on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:20:00 PST

2007, hopefully

My idea of a perfect 2007 would be for me to get back to my roots. Since I'm not at Pasta Brioni anymore I can kind of cut loose. The Library has been very good to me over the last 4 months, but I ha...
Posted by boot on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

My house in Tempe

There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guessesAt the shade of the sheets and before all the stainsAnd a few more of your least favorite t...
Posted by boot on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:02:00 PST

Tomorrow is D-Day

It's an eerie feeling knowing that this is your last day on earth. I feel like a guy on death row, not the record label. I hope I have a good last meal. Tonight should be fun though, I mean there coul...
Posted by boot on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:44:00 PST

jagermeister = bad news bears

I would like to first give regards to anyone who was standing below the 5th floor last night. If I got any vomit on you I apologize. Now that business has been taken care of, lets move on. MVP lastnig...
Posted by boot on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:54:00 PST

I have nothing going on

So as some of you who actually know me, know that my life isnt all glitz and glamour as you would suspect. I actually have to work to pay my bills, got to pay my automobills, and to pay my telephone b...
Posted by boot on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:55:00 PST